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Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

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Forget Botox. If you really want to look younger, get braces.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

I’ve already sent Santa a short letter this week to say hello. Not that he thinks I only get in touch if I want something.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

Shoutout to everyone who works hard to support their dog’s extravagant lifestyle.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

I trust an insult more than I do a compliment.

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Wanna know a real adult life hack? Don’t tell anyone when you have a day off. Absolutely no one.

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You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well go while I’m here.”

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My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

Just landed via Snapchat:

No more relationships for me; the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

Just shared via Twitch:

Next month is May. May all the money come to me.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.

Making waves on Discord:

Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

If I were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

Spotted on YouTube:

Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Parents be like, “I gave you everything I had,” and by everything, they meant the collector’s edition boxed set of mental illness.

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I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

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Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

Spending the day with my mom and her mom, just observing the patterns.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

Next on Tiny Houses: A family of 6 moves into a boat emoji.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

I’ve decided that I’m going to underthink today.

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The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

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Spotted on Facebook:

If I’m too much, go find less. I’m not running a clearance sale.

Making waves on Threads:

Kids are like pancakes. The first one is always a bit strange.

Just shared via Instagram:

I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.

Reported on LinkedIn:

The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

Shared recently on YouTube:

I love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.

Just landed via X:

You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

Trending via WeChat:

How does one stop eating ice cream when there’s still some in the container?

Live now on Discord:

You cannot trust me at a zoo because I’ll release the animals.

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