Funny elections quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, elections – where suspense is high, nerves are shot, and family dinners get a bit awkward! 🗳️😬 Just hoping for a clean bill of health for democracy! 🤞🏥 #ElectionDayDrama"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Elections make you feel like we’re all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us.

  Commentary:
  Ah, elections – the ultimate family drama on a national scale! 🤣 It's like we're all caught in the crossfire of a messy breakup, anxiously waiting to see who ends up with custody of our future. 🗳️💔 Let's just hope they don't make us choose between weekends and holidays! #ElectionDrama #CustodyBattle

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