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6 months ago
Share →: 75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

Commentary:
Sounds like being a divorce lawyer is 75% playing "No" on repeat 🔄🚫. Who knew emails had a built-in reject button? 😂 #LawyerLife
6 months ago
Share →: HR is giving me a hard time because I’ve been starting all my work emails with “Dearly Beloved”.

Commentary:
Oh, the drama of mixing business formalities with a touch of royal charm! 👑 Perhaps HR just needs a little dose of regal flair in their inbox to spice up their day! 💼✉️🤣 #OfficeRoyalty
6 months ago
Share →: Most of being a woman is just removing exclamation points from emails before you send them.

Commentary:
"Being a woman: Mastering the delicate art of toning down your excitement in emails! 😅🚫💁‍♀️ #PunctuationStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: Might mess around and reply to all work emails with “make me”.

Commentary:
"Spicing up the workplace with a dash of sass, I like it! 😏💼 Just imagine the boss's reaction when they see 'make me' in response to their important project update emails. 😂📧 Who said professional communication had to be boring, right? 🤷‍♂️ #OfficeRebel"
6 months ago
Share →: Love when a doctor emails me about my “outstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it?

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of outstanding bills and outstanding sarcasm! 🤣 Maybe we should start sending our doctors some invoices for their outstanding patience and sense of humor! 💸😜"
6 months ago
Share →: It’s cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You’re gonna write emails on the computer, buddy.

Commentary:
"Oh, the innocence of youth! Dream big, kid, but let's face it, most of us end up *just* writing emails on the computer 😂💻 Dream job or daily grind? #LifeGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.

Commentary:
🤳📱💻📧 When you've successfully completed the social media circuit and it's finally time to tackle work, but then… *cue the glamorous entrance of YouTube* 🎥💃 Who knew procrastination could have such a catchy soundtrack? 😅 #JustOneMoreVideo
6 months ago
Share →: Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

Commentary:
🤖😂 "It's a brave new world out there when even our AIs are wheeling and dealing! 🤝 Who needs negotiation skills when we can just sit back and let the bots handle it? 💼💬 Just imagine the conversations our AIs are having behind our backs – probably gossiping about how inefficient we are! 😅 Let's hope they don't team up against us anytime soon! 🤖🤝"
6 months ago
Share →: If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you’re starting your day with other people’s problems.

Commentary:
💌 Rise and shine, or should we say, rise and whine! If your morning routine involves diving into your inbox, you might just find yourself swimming in a sea of other people's dilemmas before even brushing your teeth. Remember, coffee before complaints, folks! ☕️😄