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Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

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I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

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I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday.

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Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

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Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

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Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

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Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.

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Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.

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Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.

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My bed is from Ikea, so it’s more unstable than i am.

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Spotted on Telegram:

As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.

Shared recently on X:

You look like the kind of person who would hit rock bottom and then start drilling.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

Just landed via Messenger:

Hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems. Like, baby, you are supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line.

Making waves on Messenger:

Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

Just landed via Slack:

Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

Going viral on Facebook:

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Don’t give up, we must remain silly.

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Funny emotional baggage quotes

Funny emotional baggage quotes ✈️💼 bring a hilarious twist to those heavy feelings we all carry around. Life’s too short to take our past too seriously, so why not laugh at the quirks and chaos of our emotional suitcases? 🎒😂 Whether you’re unpacking old drama or just need a mood lift, these witty gems will lighten your load and put a smile on your face! 😄✨

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Share →: I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

Commentary:
"Guess I'll pack my feelings and carry-on! 🧳😂 #EmotionalBaggage"
6 months ago
Share →: Getting to know someone these days is impossible. No one is really single, everyone has something going on, is hung up on their ex or is otherwise damaged in some way.

Commentary:
Ah, the modern dating landscape – a complex dance of complication and chaos! 🕺💔 It's like trying to find a unicorn in a field of mermaids and centaurs! 🦄🧜‍♂️ But hey, just remember, finding someone who's not a little damaged is like finding a needle in a haystack… in a tornado! 🌪️📍 Keep your sense of humor intact and your heart open, for love will find its way

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Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

I support Bluesky in theory, but in practice, it’s like a JRPG with no bad guys.

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Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

Sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

I know I just ate a snack, but I could really use a snack.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

ROMO (relief of missing out)

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Twitch:

On the upside, my kids are helping with the dishes. On the downside, my kids are helping with the dishes.

Reported on LinkedIn:

Never in my life have I heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume.

Making waves on Reddit:

Why put off until tomorrow what you can have an intern do today?

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

Just landed via Threads:

It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Nothing flies faster than the ketchup out of the bottle when you only want a little.

Spotted on Facebook:

I’ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume.

Just landed via Threads:

Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

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