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Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job.

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Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.

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Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

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Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.

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People thinking you’re dumb is one of the best advantages you can have.

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When I bark at a dog, I always worry that I might have inadvertently said something wrong.

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There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

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Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

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I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

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I’m always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.

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I’m not crazy, I’m just mentally spicy.

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Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!

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Me, unwrapping a gift: Oh wow, an item. I love these!

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Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

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Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.

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Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.

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I always say “it’s so expensive” and then buy it nonetheless.

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Satan: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don’t wanna see you everyday.”

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Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?

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I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job as a sommelier and help pay my rent.

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If I shook my head at every stupid thing I saw, I’d have permanent whiplash.

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Half princess, half menace.

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And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

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I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.

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Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to do something stupid.

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If Spotify has taught me anything, it’s that I don’t know the correct lyrics to any of my favorite songs.

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Here’s to a new year of making the same old mistakes, but with far more enthusiasm.

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It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.

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The Bible is 100% accurate when thrown at close range.

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Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

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That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

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You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.

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I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

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I hope your day is as nice as my ass.

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My handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

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My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

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If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

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I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

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I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.

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If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do.

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