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Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

I think you misunderstood – when I said, “Let me look into it,” that meant, “I don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

It’s so embarrassing when attention seekers feel the need to tell everybody it’s their birthday in, like, every conversation, which, for me, would be today, by the way.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, Guantanamo Bay.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

I wish rage burned calories. I would be so skinny.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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238 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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Funny Quotes Topics

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Jan 6, 2026

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Single by choice. Just not my choice.

Going bananas on Telegram:

I’m not flirting with you. I’m just funny and you think you like me.

Just shared via Threads:

The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

Trending via Threads:

Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

Spotted on Snapchat:

The fact that I procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason I still procrastinate.

Shared recently on X:

I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Aubrey Plaza is like an alien who went to earth to study us but accidentally got famous and can’t leave.

Just landed via Telegram:

Men are only nice for 3 weeks, then surprise you with another personality.

Live now on Telegram:

Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.

Going bananas on YouTube:

When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”

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40 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m really looking forward to another exciting year staring at my phone.

38 shares on X this month:

She’s a 10, but she says ‘Orwellian’ when it’s clearly ‘Kafkaesque”.

83 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Am I just an Untitled Document to you?

37 shares on Threads this month:

I am half agony, half hope.

61 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m not gonna have a bad day. The day is gonna have a bad me.

35 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

99 shares on Twitch this month:

Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

31 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but I’m pretty sure one guy’s job is chewing.

59 shares on YouTube this month:

Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

18 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Another Netflix price increase? Guess we’re only chilling now.

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Hot Jokes 💥

21 folks are currently checking 👀

If you’ve never been hit with gay allegations, you’re not fly enough.

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The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

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Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24 hours, I need more time to be ready for Monday.

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I’ve tasted being employed, and I’ve tasted being unemployed. I recommend not being born.

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“Can you multitask?” Yes, actually I am losing my mind and chilling at the same time.

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Eating nothing but beer for a month and calling that Oktoberfast.

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I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.

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Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

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My husband threw away a perfectly good box as if we might not need it in 20 years.

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Remember those days when you missed school and you’d check the time and think, “They’re eating right now.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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238 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,507

Funny Quotes Topics

17,572

Funny Quotes Images

15,507

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

I have a drawer in my kitchen that I can’t open anymore because of that one time I decided to put a spatula in it.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

Sometimes you just need a Saturday to sleep all day and do absolutely nothing.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

I have no desire to rekindle anything with anyone. See you never.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

“So, what are your hobbies?” Oh, I can’t afford any.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

I can still drop it like it’s hot. It’s just a lot harder to pick it back up.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Reddit:

I hate when people are outside when I’m trying to parallel park. I need some privacy.

Going bananas on WeChat:

I’m perverted, but in an elegant and whimsical way.

Shared recently on Twitch:

If you’re bored when you’re alone, obviously you’re in bad company.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a Like.

Just shared via Twitch:

Can drunk people actually not control their actions or is it just an excuse to do some crazy stuff?

Spotted on WeChat:

It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone.

Freshly posted on X:

Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Remember when the FBI would threaten you at the beginning of every VHS tape? That was pretty cool.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

You’re not a knight in shining armor, you’re just a knob in Under Armour.

Just landed via Twitch:

You want fast replies from a female? Argue with her!

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