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I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

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Is it just my dad, or do all fathers watch videos on their phones with the volume full blast, with no concern for anyone else in the house?

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Food is like sex: When you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.

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I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

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WhatsApp needs to remove that “this message was deleted” notification. It’s unnecessary drama.

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Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

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Until I open the wrapper and look inside it’s Schrödinger’s Kit Kat.

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Take my advice, I’m not using it.

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I told my GPS I needed direction in life, and now it insists on recalculating every hour.

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I hate Valentine’s Day but I do enjoy infant archery.

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I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

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All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.

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Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.

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Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

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We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.

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It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

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I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye.

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Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.

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I put the hot in psychotic.

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I was not meant for Microsoft Teams.

79 shares on YouTube this month:

Standing like a flamingo at my kitchen counter eating watermelon is such a vibe.

17 shares on TikTok this month:

Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware.

11 shares on LinkedIn this month:

That one person who has zero concept of what an indoor voice is.

96 shares on WeChat this month:

It feels like a million o’clock right now.

22 shares on X this month:

A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.

95 shares on Facebook this month:

I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.

27 shares on Facebook this month:

I avoid those club cameras like my life depends on it.

84 shares on YouTube this month:

Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting well wishes for Christmas.

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People out there having five-year plans, and here I am waking up just hoping I remember what day it is.

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Girls love a gay best friend until he turns 35 and asks to borrow your womb.

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Spotify: enjoy the next 30 minutes commercial free. Also Spotify: we have no concept of time.

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Phone is a cigarette for eyes.

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The older I get, the more I realize how much I love being at home, doing nothing.

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That depressing moment when you start your car to go to work and it doesn’t explode.

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Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

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If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.

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If life has taught me one thing, it’s that I need more money.

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Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

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If I ever become a ghost, I’m gonna go back and haunt college me. Tell him to hydrate.

Trending via Reddit:

Have you tried complaining about it?

Breaking via Discord:

A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Twitter is like group therapy but everyone’s yelling and no one’s licensed.

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Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.

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My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.

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The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

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Do people with lip filler know that they look like that?

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Perfume and jewelry are two things you can never go wrong with gifting me.

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I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.

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