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My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

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Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

You don’t get much engagement? Have you tried being retarded.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

Uh oh, said somethin’ weird. Better fix it by saying something even weirder.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

I’ll marry your mom just so I can ground you.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

Men microdose bicuriousness by asking what you’d do for a million dollars.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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354 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,623

Funny Quotes Topics

17,675

Funny Quotes Images

15,623

Updated

Jan 12, 2026

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Spotted on Facebook:

I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

Going viral on WeChat:

My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

Going viral on Discord:

Elevator music is bad on so many levels.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.

Shared recently on TikTok:

My big 3? Yapping, napping & snacking!

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.

Just landed via Discord:

That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

Shared recently on TikTok:

There is literally no rule that says you have to get married and start a family. Normalize splitting a mansion with your five best friends and ten dogs.

Just landed via Facebook:

My psych professor asked if we’d heard of Pavlov. I said, “It rings a bell.” No one laughed; I’m too witty for this class.

Going bananas on WeChat:

The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

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69 shares on Reddit this month:

I wonder how many different vegetables they exploded before they discovered popcorn.

75 shares on Snapchat this month:

You sound unhinged. Let’s go get mugshots.

67 shares on Twitch this month:

If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

38 shares on TikTok this month:

My tapeworm is starting a podcast about the McRib.

97 shares on X this month:

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” is my favorite story about how everyone treats you like shit until they need something from you.

68 shares on YouTube this month:

Love when plans get canceled. It’s like getting a snow day as an adult.

74 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.

22 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Referring to my boss’s wife as my boss-in-law.

24 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Look, babe, I’m sorry. If your fake British accent keeps being this geographically inconsistent, I’m going to have to cancel the medieval roleplay sex.

64 shares on Discord this month:

Men used to go to war, now they want to be the little spoon.

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Hot Jokes 💥

22 folks are currently checking 👀

If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.

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You wish you had this many chins.

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I forgot how to panic. Help!

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She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations.

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This Monday has Monday written all over it.

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We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

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As a childless adult, it is my duty to embrace hobbies and pastimes that my peers cannot, as they have sacrificed their free time to maintain the population. I must vibe and chill, and do fun things, in their honor.

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I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

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A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

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Social media has given everyone a chance to be heard, and it was a gigantic mistake.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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354 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,623

Funny Quotes Topics

17,675

Funny Quotes Images

15,623

Updated

Jan 12, 2026

Users Online

3,292

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

Another fine day ruined by waking up.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

Whoever created / mandated the auto start-stop feature on cars should be dragged into the town square to be tarred and feathered!

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

In these difficult times, it’s important to remember that cheese exists.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

The existence of raw sexuality implies the existence of medium sexuality, but also well-done sexuality.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

There’s nothing I hate more than being comfy in bed and suddenly needing to pee.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

I unload the dishwasher backwards… just to feel something.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

I like that linguists chose the term ‘loan words,’ implying that one day we’ll get them back.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on YouTube:

Hold on, let me overthink this.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

They give smokers all those breaks to make up for the time taken off their lifespan.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

The spelling of “bourgeoisie” was intended as yet another means of oppression.

Live now on WeChat:

Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

Going viral on Telegram:

“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it.

Going viral on Snapchat:

It’s always “you’re so cute when you’re mad,” until the house is on fire.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

(guy who’s not even that into you) I love you.

Trending via YouTube:

I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro.

Just shared via Threads:

I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

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