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Funny entertain quotes

I am not someone you have to entertain if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

Posted onJan 21, 2026

We could have high-speed rail that connects the entire country, but instead we get AI porn bots that steal all of our drinking water to entertain the dumbest people alive.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

My favorite part of parenting is when the kids are bored enough to entertain themselves, but getting to that point is excruciating.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

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