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Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

Stop using ChatGPT. I can feed you misinformation too and I’m also beautiful and funny sometimes.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

Going to the gym to exercise my demons.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

I am like the weather. Temporarily friendly.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

Oh great, you brought your ancient ancestors with you.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I keep talking and make it worse.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

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Making waves on LinkedIn:

A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!”

Spotted on X:

No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

Spotted on Messenger:

Human hibernation should be a thing.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.

Trending via Threads:

Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

Making waves on X:

The subtle art of surviving this life with grace and dignity.

Going viral on Reddit:

Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.

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Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

Two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like “omg, we should totally start a pamphlet”

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

Much of my algorithm is based on when I paused while scrolling to grab a snack.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

Can’t, holding a grudge.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

All of my problems boil down to me being bad at being alive.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

Kanye is pretty mean for someone with ‘yay’ in their name.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

My favorite body lotion is Voltaren.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so eat that cake today.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

Shall I cook, clean, or do the grocery shopping? Okay, reading it is.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

Good morning everyone, who feels like working today? I promise I’ll let you do my job.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Pinterest:

Getting paid 26 times in 365 days is not my destiny.

Just landed via YouTube:

I’m “I can’t sit like that for too long” years old.

Breaking via Messenger:

Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.

Seen just now on Slack:

If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?

Just landed via Telegram:

Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready.

Going viral on Telegram:

Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

Just landed via Telegram:

Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

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