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Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

I suck at flirting. I’ll be like “is that so?”

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

“But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

Talking to some people is like folding a fitted sheet.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

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Freshly posted on Twitch:

Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.

Spotted on Discord:

This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.

Making waves on Threads:

You ask for a Swedish massage and then get mad when I roll meatballs on your back.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance.

Spotted on Reddit:

If I’ve offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize, I honestly did not think you could read.

Making waves on TikTok:

Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

Just shared via X:

My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.

Going viral on Reddit:

If swimming is such good exercise, explain whales.

Going viral on TikTok:

You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.

Shared recently on Facebook:

People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

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Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

I’m a people pleaser, unless you don’t like that. Then I’m not.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

Men, it’s really simple. We want everything, but nothing, at the same time or different times, sometimes but not always.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

Taking action is my least favorite thing to take.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

I’ll be home for Christmas, because that’s where I live.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

“You should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics?

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

Later is the best time to do anything.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Spotted on Telegram:

The worst part of my grandfather’s dementia was slowly watching him forget about Dre.

Just landed via Twitch:

Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

Breaking via Facebook:

We decided to have money instead of children.

Spotted on Twitch:

The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

Going viral on Telegram:

Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.

Live now on TikTok:

I miss you (the money I spent).

Just landed via LinkedIn:

If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?

Spotted on Reddit:

Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Introverts be like “I know a place”, then go home.

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