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Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.

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I’ll see you in court (at the marriage registry) (I love you)

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I wish laying in bed all day made me rich.

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This meeting should’ve been a fist fight.

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Remember when the FBI would threaten you at the beginning of every VHS tape? That was pretty cool.

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I’m already sick of tomorrow.

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Don’t worry password, I’m insecure too.

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As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

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Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

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Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.

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Breaking via Discord:

Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

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I hate how what would have been a parody is now reality.

Reported on TikTok:

If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Quitting my job to focus on decorating the tree.

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I hope this email punches you square in the face.

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I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

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Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

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Ctrl Alt delete my fat.

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I am not old. I am in the prime of my decay.

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Stop animal testing! Use my ex!

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I thought you are the sunshine of my life, but you are just a meteor trying to destroy my world.

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Through repetition and sheer will I’ve mastered gracefully falling on my head.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

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The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.

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Adulthood will turn Gmail into part of your social media routine.

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If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.

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I feel like a wildlife photographer when I spend hours trying to capture my teenager’s smile.

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You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

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There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.

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You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

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Seen just now on Instagram:

Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

Spotted on Discord:

I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough.

Just landed via X:

I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Me every time I wake up: Oh no, not again!

Going viral on Messenger:

Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

Seen just now on Twitch:

Every day, I’m gaslit into oblivion by beautiful women, and then I go to sleep.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Salt and pepper shakers add an air of mystique to any bathroom.

Spotted on Reddit:

If you love someone, let them sleep.

Reported on Twitch:

There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

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