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Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

You should leave your comfort zone and come to mine instead.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

Waiting for the websites to start offering pizza instead of just cookies.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

Men love when you ask them to explain something to you. It is considered a sign of deep respect in their culture.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

Ain’t nothing better than knowing you were right when everyone else thought you were crazy.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

She poured the milk before the cereal. It was not meant to be.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything in my left eye.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Jan 2, 2026

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Just landed via Messenger:

Have been dipping my toe into doing Pilates, and let me tell you, women are real sickos.

Just landed via X:

Divorce is so weird. Why do I have an ex-aunt?

Live now on Slack:

What kind of psychopath wants to be the life of the party?

Just landed via Pinterest:

Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

Going viral on Twitch:

I just want to be rich enough to stop having to pretend that I’m getting work done.

Seen just now on Messenger:

If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”

Going viral on Messenger:

It’s Monday, but at what cost?

Going viral on Reddit:

I always say “it’s so expensive” and then buy it nonetheless.

Breaking via YouTube:

The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.

Going viral on Instagram:

There will always be miserable people inviting you to their misery.

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57 shares on X this month:

I be skipping everyone’s stories but watch mine like 20 times.

23 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Leaving your house and returning back safely is such an underrated blessing.

10 shares on Pinterest this month:

All mushrooms are edible. Some only once.

94 shares on WeChat this month:

My kids couldn’t care less about personal hygiene unless we are running late somewhere.

21 shares on Messenger this month:

Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.

87 shares on Slack this month:

I will never stop being a quitter!

68 shares on TikTok this month:

I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.

13 shares on Messenger this month:

If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you.

86 shares on Messenger this month:

A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

68 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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Apparently, the job interviewer doesn’t like it when your biggest weakness is beautiful Latinas.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Life is so funny because you think you look good today and a year later you look even better.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Money talks, and also waves goodbye.

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I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there’s a small hole in the bag somewhere.

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As I get older, I’m understanding why everything needs to be done before 12 p.m.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I hope one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

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Perks of being a girl: You can think about whatever you want in public without worrying about boners.

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I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

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Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

“NOT dishwasher safe!” You’ll be okay, buddy, just do your best in there.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

I’ve been asked to join a swingers club, but I’m a little nervous. What if I’m not good enough? I haven’t been on a swing since I was 9.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

Vaping always looked dumb. It looks like you’re smoking a kazoo, and now the lead poisoning is the cherry on top.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

Here’s a question for all the mind readers out there.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Threads:

I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.

Live now on Facebook:

All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.

Just landed via Twitch:

That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.

Live now on X:

I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

Just landed via Pinterest:

The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

Trending via Snapchat:

My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try.

Live now on Slack:

You do not have to prove your own humanity to others. Unless it’s a captcha.

Going viral on WeChat:

Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

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