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Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

My favorite color is sunshine.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

Before cell phones, if you were bored in public, you had to flip a nickel in the air over and over.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

Centaurs can’t wipe their asses.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

My phone screen is brighter than my future.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

Getting the ick because he put the windshield wipers on at a higher rate than was needed.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

It’s finally actually Saturday after just thinking it was Saturday every day for the last five days.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.

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I really can’t wait until it all works out.

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Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

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Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.

Spotted on YouTube:

Exorcist came by. Says house isn’t possessed, just incredibly poorly built.

Going bananas on X:

Does anyone know where I can get my shit together?

Going viral on YouTube:

Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.

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Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!

Going viral on Threads:

Isn’t it beautiful how ‘Bruh’ has stood the test of time all these years.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Happiness is an inside job.

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Before I drink, I eat liver so the liquor won’t know which liver to attack.

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49 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis?

55 shares on Pinterest this month:

I mostly keep friendships going because they have my good Tupperware.

36 shares on Facebook this month:

Eating watermelon and minding my own business.

62 shares on Telegram this month:

I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”

68 shares on WeChat this month:

Proverbs are so mean. Like, I don’t deserve any worm because I woke up at 11am? Like, no worm at all?

35 shares on Messenger this month:

Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment.

54 shares on Telegram this month:

I don’t understand my wardrobe. It’s full, but I don’t have clothes.

56 shares on Reddit this month:

I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

30 shares on TikTok this month:

I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk.

13 shares on Slack this month:

A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

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I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

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I bet God still calls it Twitter.

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It’s so cold, I’m using Chrome instead of Firefox to read the news on my phone, because I need the ads to warm up my phone and hands.

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Did you know that if a unicorn and I were to race, the unicorn would likely win cause unicorns are about as real as my desire to race anything?

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And for my next trick, I’m going to miss you in a million unspoken ways.

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If I’m too much for you, then go and find less.

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A delivery driver just asked for my date of birth. I said, “94.” He replied, “Is that 1994?” Oh, sorry mate, no. My bad, that was 1794. Right around the French Revolution.

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Call me Frankenstein the way I’m piecing it together.

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I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.

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I’m not saying I’m old, but when I was in school, we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas.

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Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

Cheating on an exam by memorizing all the content beforehand so I can easily answer the questions.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

Sorry, I had to cancel plans. The prophecy said so.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

Do y’all ever get pre-annoyed? Like, you already know someone is about to piss you off.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. Wrap it up!

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

You amuse me, Jester. You may enter my bed chambers.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

Not to brag, but my wife just described the dinner I made as “interesting.”

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on WeChat:

Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand …”

Trending via Reddit:

My age is news to me every single time I remember.

Trending via Reddit:

My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Dating outside of your education bracket leads to misunderstandings and arguments.

Making waves on Instagram:

I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

Making waves on Pinterest:

“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

Seen just now on X:

Wow, this person is full of shit. Oh, I’m on my own page.

Just shared via Reddit:

I’m waiting for the perfect moment to stop procrastinating.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

What base is it when he says, “I know you need it badly,” but he’s talking about sleep?

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