Funny existed quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the romance, the passion, the missed opportunities zipping by like trains in the night! 🚄💔 Don't worry, love may not be on track yet, but at least you'll always have the speeding ticket of your heart! ❤️😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the golden days when ignoring someone meant they practically vanished into thin air! 🙈💨 Social media has a way of keeping even the most forgettable acquaintances front and center in our lives. But hey, at least we can now keep up with their breakfast choices and pet antics, right? 🍳🐾 #GoodTimes, indeed!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.

  Commentary:
  "Surprise! I'm the secret level boss of crazy you never knew you needed to defeat! 🤪🎮 Who knew there were extra levels of craziness waiting to be unlocked! 🤯🔓 Get ready for some unexpected plot twists in this game of life! 🎭🕹️"

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