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My girlfriend just had a go at me for not glistening, whatever that is.

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The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

Who else here can say that they have NEVER watched any of the Kardashian shows?

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

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Don’t believe in yourself, you can’t do it.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

Not many quicksand-related deaths since the 1970s. Thank God the authorities got that nightmare under control.

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Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

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I’ve discovered that my visiting family members leave crumbs in the butter. Please keep me in your thoughts during this difficult time.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

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I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

Just landed via X:

I stop myself at least twice a day from posting a status that would make everyone grab popcorn.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Do beavers even know what they’re doing, or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, “Absolutely not”?

Making waves on Snapchat:

All these laws are really getting in the way of my driving.

Reported on WeChat:

Garlic bread is my therapist now.

Just landed via Slack:

Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

Just shared via Messenger:

Girls Just Want To Have Naan

Going viral on Discord:

Anxiety should have a loyalty rewards program.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Coffee, because I don’t have time for a manslaughter charge.

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Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

Can I do better? Yes. Will I do better? Probably not.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely fulfilled the prophecy.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

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Going viral on Discord:

Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey.

Making waves on Threads:

As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

Live now on Snapchat:

I run a parody bank account.

Shared recently on Slack:

Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to skirt the issue.

Reported on Facebook:

The problem is I am always the problem.

Trending via WhatsApp:

There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

Just landed via Instagram:

Can we skip to the rich part?

Breaking via Slack:

Girl math is deactivating social media accounts to avoid only one person.

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