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Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡³ has shared:

Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡± has copied:

Some people stay in the past because that’s where they peaked.

Someone from πŸ‡«πŸ‡² has shared:

I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡Ώ has shared:

If you meet me and I’m talking to myself, just keep walking. I’m self-employed and I’m in a meeting with senior management.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬ has bookmarked:

I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡Ύ has viewed:

Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡Έ has viewed:

Probably the most depressed I’ve ever been in my life, except for a bunch of other times.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡Ή has viewed:

I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡΄ has viewed:

No parenting book prepares you for the stank of your kid’s soccer bag.

Someone from πŸ‡»πŸ‡ͺ has shared:

If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

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I have never read a Hacker News thread where any of the commenters seemed as if their life contained joy.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.”

Making waves on Telegram:

You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

Making waves on Telegram:

I’m at the stage in life where I stay out of arguments. Even if you say 1+1=5, you’re right. Have fun.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

Shared recently on Slack:

Just did several sets of some bullshit at the gym… no idea which muscles have been targeted.

Trending via Instagram:

Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

Just landed via WeChat:

I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.

Freshly posted on X:

Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

Going viral on YouTube:

Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.

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89 shares on WeChat this month:

Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.

63 shares on YouTube this month:

I hate when people ask me: “Why are you so quiet?” Because I am. That’s how I function. I don’t ask others, “Why do you talk so much?” It’s rude.

83 shares on Discord this month:

Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.

28 shares on Discord this month:

When I say I’m Christmas shopping the β€œfor myself” is silent.

19 shares on YouTube this month:

No revenge, but I hope you stutter every time you try to dirty talk with someone.

13 shares on Snapchat this month:

You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

69 shares on Messenger this month:

So tomorrow is Monday again? I can’t keep living like this.

25 shares on Twitch this month:

It’s all fun and games until your jeans no longer fit.

92 shares on Twitch this month:

Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

34 shares on X this month:

Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.

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Cops wake up Christmas morning excited as hell to ignore their family and go sit on the highway with a radar gun for 10 hours.

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I’m not like other teenagers, I’m 51.

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I’m only dead on the outside.

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I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

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When I say I’m tired, the β€œof people” is silent.

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This too shall pass, but what the hell?

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Turns out that ending meetings with β€œhave the day you deserve” has made me some enemies at work.

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If you don’t have at least one white friend named β€œMatt”, then you are Matt.

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Making things weird is probably the only thing I’m good at.

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Someone from πŸ‡·πŸ‡Έ has downloaded:

I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡Ύ has copied:

I do believe TikTok saves the funniest videos for late at night. There’s no way.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡© has downloaded:

Pouring Diet Coke directly into my gunshot wound.

Someone from πŸ‡©πŸ‡² has copied:

I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡² has downloaded:

Welcome to your 40s… you can now use this as an excuse not to help a friend move.

Someone from πŸ‡©πŸ‡² has viewed:

I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.

Someone from πŸ‡­πŸ‡Ή has viewed:

It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡± has copied:

Want to come over and lay around naked, eating grapes like we’re in a Renaissance painting.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡« has viewed:

A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.

Someone from πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ό has bookmarked:

God, is there anything worse than when someone wants to show you a video?

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Just landed via Slack:

Throwing “whereupon” into a few work emails today to keep it fun.

Spotted on TikTok:

Some people should have read-only access to the internet.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I sign all anniversary cards with β€˜Way to commit to the bit!’

Just shared via WeChat:

I love that the entire economy is just different types of scams now.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Pets don’t talk because the moment they do, the government will tax them.

Shared recently on X:

Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

Making waves on Facebook:

Kissing while both wearing baseball caps is so hard. How do baseball players do it?

Making waves on Twitch:

I hate when I turn off my brights for an incoming vehicle and then realize it’s a Cybertruck.

Making waves on YouTube:

Tech bro obsessed with “storytelling,” but hasn’t read a book in the last 5 years.

Going bananas on X:

Dear unsuccessful applicant, we ultimately decided to split the role between existing staff without paying any of them extra.

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