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Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

Getting ghosted by someone who bothered you in the first place is crazy.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

Imagine not sleeping with plushies. You guys are gonna get eaten by monsters.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

I don’t always leave the house, but when I do, I shouldn’t.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

My future husband is very lucky; he will never stay hungry, because I know so many restaurants with delicious food.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

The Angry Birds assaulted me and made me rip their disgusting bong.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

Girls ask for help to open a jar, but can throw a couch during an argument.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet.

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Spotted on Facebook:

My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.

Going bananas on Messenger:

If life was a video game, right now would be the time where I randomly press buttons because I don’t know what to do.

Going viral on Discord:

When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Sometimes I glance over at my boyfriend, and he’s just looking at Google Maps, scrolling around.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Alexa, play everyone that played me.

Live now on Messenger:

Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

Making waves on WeChat:

Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.

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54 shares on Instagram this month:

“Gen Z is having less sex.” It’s always sex, sex, sex with these people.

14 shares on Discord this month:

I’d rather be spotted in a strip club than a Subway.

81 shares on Messenger this month:

People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time… What’s your secret?

26 shares on X this month:

Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

86 shares on WeChat this month:

If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.

100 shares on X this month:

Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison.

96 shares on Discord this month:

80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

67 shares on Slack this month:

I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.

87 shares on X this month:

I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

55 shares on Telegram this month:

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the best thirst trap poster of them all?

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The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

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Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang?

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It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.

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To accommodate the size of my wife’s new water bottle, we’ve replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder.

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I think adults need summer vacation. Like, let’s just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I’m so tired.

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A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”

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Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

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I need you to think about me 23/7. You get 1 hour a day for yourself.

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Friendship is when you don’t tidy up before visitors arrive.

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It took me 5 minutes to do something I’ve been stressing about for 6 months. I will learn nothing from this.

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Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

OnlyFans, but it’s elderly women teaching you how to sew, knit, can food, quilt, and some solid recipes. OnlyGrans.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

What do you mean it’s Monday? We just had Monday. This can’t be right.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

I hate to brag but I excel at my faults.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

Someone tongue kissed me recently in a way I can only describe as 5th base.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

Celebrities should not be allowed to name children.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

Humidity is great because then people think it’s not my fault that my hair looks like this.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Slack:

For all those wondering, yes, I am retired. I was tired yesterday, and I am tired again today.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

I actually think it’s quite beautiful that you have to be the one to save yourself.

Going viral on Reddit:

Always remember you’re someone’s reason to smile. Because you’re a joke.

Shared recently on X:

When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.

Just landed via Telegram:

I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

Just shared via Reddit:

My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”

Shared recently on Pinterest:

The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, getting ready for work, getting some sleep for work, or thinking about not wanting to go to work.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

It feels like a million o’clock right now.

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