The problem with expensive things is that you tend to want them. Posted onMay 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Budget be like: "I'm not a wish granter, I'm a reality slapper!" πΈπ Related funny posts π€ I love sleeping. You donβt spend any money and you donβt miss anyone. I used to eat my feelings but now itβs so expensive, I might as well go to therapy. Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive. My teenager has really expensive taste for someone who can’t afford to buy their own toothpaste. I have to work because the baby is expensive. (I’m the baby.)