11 Funny exploration quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

  Commentary:
  "Sure! I've heard Mars is out of this world! 🚀👽"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the ambitious space program goals of politicians never fail to reach for the stars…or should I say, the moon? 🌕🚀 Just imagine the moon becoming the next hotspot for vacation destinations – don't forget to pack your space suit! 👨‍🚀 #MoonMania2020"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m ready to try another planet.

  Commentary:
  🌏🚀 "Earth has been fun and all, but have you seen the reviews on Mars? I heard they have out-of-this-world Wi-Fi and zero traffic jams! 😂👽 Ready to pack my bags and start a new adventure on another planet!" 🌌👾

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Going down a rabbit hole if anyone wants anything.

  Commentary:
  🐰🕳️ "Attention all wanderers! This is your last call before I disappear down the rabbit hole. 💫 Whether it's curiosity or chaos you seek, act fast or forever hold your curiosity! 🌀🎩"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: 90% of the ocean is unexplored, which means there could be a McDonald’s down there.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well… 🌊🍟🍔 Who knew the real treasure in the deep sea might be a secret underwater drive-thru? 🤔 Explorers, pack your scuba gear and let's search for that elusive McFish! 🏊‍♂️🔍 Just remember to check for saltwater pickles on your seaweed burger! 🤣 #McOceanDiscovery

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  5 months ago

  Share →: So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

  Commentary:
  "Maybe the real final frontier is politely knocking before you boldly go! 🖖🚀😄 #SpaceEtiquette"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why is everyone looking for intelligent life in space? Can we please start on Earth first?

  Commentary:
  "Maybe aliens are avoiding us because they heard how we never respond to voicemails 🌌👽 Let's work on proving we're not the only intelligent species right here on Earth 🔍🌍 #smartypants"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The longest and most adventurous journeys begin with the words: “I know a shortcut.”

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic words sure to spark a wild adventure! 🗺️✨ Who needs a map when you've got a shortcut up your sleeve? 🛤️😄 Just remember, sometimes the scenic route is half the fun! 🌄🚗 #AdventureAwaits #ShortcutShenanigans"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.

  Commentary:
  "Life finds a way… to tempt even the most cautious souls into embracing a dinosaur-sized adventure! 🦖🌴 Just remember, even the wildest thrills come with a few Jurassic-sized risks! 😅 #JurassicParkAntics"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

  Commentary:
  Looks like one fruit fly has grand exploration dreams while the rest are content with garbage buffet dining 🍌🦟 Keep reaching for the stars, little explorer! Who knows, maybe you'll stumble upon a fruit fly paradise with all-you-can-eat bananas! 🌟🍌

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