Funny extinct quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Imagine being a dinosaur. No work or bills. No drama. Just extinct.

  Commentary:
  Just the thought of being a carefree dinosaur roaming around, oblivious to work, bills, and drama, until… *extinction enters the chat* 🦖💼💸🦕❌ #LifeFindsAWayToMessWithYou

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  3 months ago

  Share →: How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, have they checked under all the couch cushions though? 🦖🕵️‍♂️ Maybe the dinosaurs are just really good at hide and seek!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Being a dinosaur sounds kinda nice. No bills, no work, just extinct.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the simple life of a dinosaur – no bills to pay, no work stress… just enjoying that sweet extinction! 🦕💼💸 #DinoDreams"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

  Commentary:
  Oh, what a missed opportunity! 🐼💔 Imagine a world where Tae Kwon Dodo could have been kicking butt and taking names. But hey, at least we have Kung Fu Panda to keep us entertained! 🥋😆 #ExtinctionFail

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