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Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

There is no reason to be a people pleaser. People are never pleased.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

Telling men I have a boyfriend doesn’t chase them away anymore, so I’ve started telling them I have a child.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

Mini skirts are so cute and fun, like, oops, my ass is out.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

Girls won’t admit it, but they don’t like super fine dudes; they like medium ugly, funny dudes that dress nice.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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240 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,509

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

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15,509

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,443

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Discord:

Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

Just landed via X:

One of the worst ways to waste your youth is by being insecure.

Just shared via Discord:

Sorry I missed your call when I pressed decline.

Making waves on Discord:

God, I’m not trying to rush you for my soulmate; but could I get the tracking number?

Live now on Snapchat:

“You’re like cherry lip gloss. I just can’t get enough.”

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always known I wanted to be a woman with a lot of money when I grew up.

Shared recently on X:

The Netflix “Recommended For You” list is why I have trust issues.

Spotted on Discord:

I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

Trending via TikTok:

Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Shout out to the people getting $400 hotel rooms on Feb 14th to do the same two positions they do at home.

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23 shares on Messenger this month:

Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

89 shares on X this month:

Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep.

34 shares on Messenger this month:

“You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

26 shares on WeChat this month:

Men can stay up til 2 a.m., wake up at 6, be in debt, broke, alone, and still have faith that one day, everything will work out. It’s called being a man.

37 shares on Reddit this month:

I can admit that I am intrigued by people weirder than I am.

98 shares on Messenger this month:

Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

30 shares on Slack this month:

People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes.

54 shares on Reddit this month:

Life is really sucking the life out of me.

96 shares on Pinterest this month:

I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?

20 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It’s funny how when you’re at work, “Go to hell” comes out as “No problem.”

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Hot Jokes 💥

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

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Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.

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Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things?

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I’ve been so stressed about getting my shit together that I haven’t gotten any of my shit together.

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The lion does not concern himself with divorce papers.

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Scientists just confirmed that our dreams were real in another reality.

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I’m doing a terrific job of not getting anything done today.

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The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

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It’s so important to have people in your life who expand your snack horizons.

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At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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240 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,509

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,509

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,259

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

The worst thing about having children is the parents of the other children.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

screenshotting people’s close friends and posting it directly to my own story.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

Nobody cleans better than somebody that’s pissed off.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

I believe it was Aristotle who once said “The fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.”

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

Love is in the air fryer.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

“Nah.” – everyone with an office job, from the Monday after Thanksgiving until January 2nd.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Discord:

Born to be a Jedi spinning a lightsaber, forced to work full-time and pay rent.

Just shared via Facebook:

Hope this email finds you moonwalking out of work early.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

People be like, “I’m a work in progress” and never make any progress.

Live now on Facebook:

Real introverts are too introverted to tell people they’re introverts.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”

Just landed via Pinterest:

Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.

Breaking via Pinterest:

I want a pet eagle that’s trained to steal people’s sandwiches for me.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

Spotted on YouTube:

Mothers be doing unnecessary housework and then get mad at you when they’re tired.

Spotted on Threads:

Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

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