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Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

Please hesitate to get in touch with me.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

Matcha. Dubai chocolate. Jealousy. Green is back in a big way, and likely due to deforestation.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

Did we do it, did we save the daylight?

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

That song stuck in my head is “Don’t Speak”; I have no doubt in my mind.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

Called in, “I can either stay home today and learn to play this accordion or bring it in with me. Your call.”

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

Please take your Apple Watch off if you are wearing a dress or formal attire. You look like a spy kid.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Jan 2, 2026

3,423

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

Just shared via Pinterest:

May your coffee kick in, before reality does.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

Broadcasted on Threads:

The days will soon be shorter again. Then it won’t rain for so long.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Why can’t men admit when they doze off? What’s wrong with them?

Just landed via Instagram:

I wish I was as tired at bedtime as I am at 2 p.m. on any given day.

Just landed via Discord:

If you’re reading this, drink some water. You’re not a cactus.

Trending via Twitch:

My brain has too many tabs open and one of them is playing music I can’t find.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Sometimes, before bedtime, I fall asleep on the couch. It’s my little sleep appetizer… my nappetizer.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

Funny fans quotes

Funny fans quotes are the perfect way to keep cool 😎 while cracking up 😂! Whether you’re battling a heatwave or just love a good pun, these witty words will blow you away 🌬️. Get ready to laugh out loud 🤣 and celebrate the quirky side of staying fresh and fabulous. Fans have never been this entertaining! 🎉🌀

New funny fans quotes 👇

You ever notice how fans of the worst music always focus on the meanings of the songs instead of the actual music?

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3 weeks ago

actual, always, bad, bad music, behavior, criticism, ever, fan, fan behavior, fans, focus, meaning, music, music criticism, music fan, music taste, notice, song, song meaning, songs, taste, worst
The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

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2 months ago

creativity, culture, Eminem, fan, fans, humor, i, joke, language, music, obsession, parody, pop, pop culture, saying, song, word, wordplay
To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

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2 months ago

air, air conditioner, conditioner, context, fans, humor, only, people, remark, upgrade, witty, witty remark
Deleted old Tweets just in case I date a very famous woman with rabid fans.

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2 months ago

case, date, deleted, famous, famous woman, fans, humor, i, just, media, old, privacy, rabid, relationship, social, social media, Tweets, woman
There are people who have a favourite colour, and there are people whose favourite colour is purple. These are very different things. Purple fans are different creatures.

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6 months ago

colour, creatures, difference, different, fan, fans, favourite, favourite colour, humour, people, personality, purple, purple fan, things

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62 shares on WeChat this month:

Worst thing about cutting off all your hair is you go to work and everyone treats you like Today’s Special Boy.

96 shares on Pinterest this month:

I caught two kids smoking pot outside my office. Fifteen minutes later, my boss caught me and two kids smoking pot outside my office.

57 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right louder.

87 shares on Snapchat this month:

He’s a 10, but it’s the pain scale.

64 shares on Instagram this month:

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

31 shares on Messenger this month:

White elephant: Nothing brings people together like fighting over absolute garbage.

95 shares on Discord this month:

I hope this email kills us both.

85 shares on TikTok this month:

I saved a ton of money on a security system by stealing my neighbor’s.

58 shares on Pinterest this month:

Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

53 shares on Slack this month:

“I’m at the age where, if I use the wrong pillow at night, it hurts to turn my head the next day.”

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Hot Jokes 💥

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I can clean the whole house if I want to, but if someone asks me to do it, suddenly I’m lazy.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Answering your cell when you don’t recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m so smart, I got rid of cable and now I only have $638 in monthly streaming services.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,719

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

I’m so disappointed when I help my kid with her homework, and she brings it home marked incorrect.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

If you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

Grok, is this true? Grok, am I original? Grok, am I the only one? Grok, am I sexual?

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

Your birthday as an adult mainly consists of texting back ‘Thanks!’ to people you haven’t talked to in 5 years.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Pinterest:

I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”

Shared recently on Reddit:

Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years.

Making waves on Messenger:

My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

The bad news is I forgot to wear my spaghetti-eating shirt. The good news is I have a new spaghetti-eating shirt.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

Trending via YouTube:

Nobody could stop me if I wasn’t tired all the time.

Going viral on Facebook:

My son is teaching himself Christmas songs on the trumpet, proving things can be both beautiful and annoying.

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