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Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

I said it was my favorite show, I didn’t say it was good.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

Every time my kids start whining, I get the urge to call my mom and apologize.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Ever since I was a little girl, I have loved staying up really late, hanging out with myself, and thinking about stuff and things.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Jan 2, 2026

3,226

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

This cop is parked illegally behind me with his lights on. I’m going to say something.

Just shared via Facebook:

Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

Going bananas on WeChat:

How does world hunger exist when we can fry air?

Trending via Snapchat:

You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax, and rich people can go to jail.

Spotted on TikTok:

My neighbors listen to really good music, whether they like it or not.

Just landed via Twitch:

If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

Spreading quickly via X:

With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I have never “lit up a room” unless you count arson.

Trending via Messenger:

Just walked by an empath and his head exploded.

Seen just now on Instagram:

The people who are $30 trillion in debt are giving you a credit score.

Funny fans quotes

Funny fans quotes are the perfect way to keep cool 😎 while cracking up 😂! Whether you’re battling a heatwave or just love a good pun, these witty words will blow you away 🌬️. Get ready to laugh out loud 🤣 and celebrate the quirky side of staying fresh and fabulous. Fans have never been this entertaining! 🎉🌀

New funny fans quotes 👇

You ever notice how fans of the worst music always focus on the meanings of the songs instead of the actual music?

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3 weeks ago

actual, always, bad, bad music, behavior, criticism, ever, fan, fan behavior, fans, focus, meaning, music, music criticism, music fan, music taste, notice, song, song meaning, songs, taste, worst
The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

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2 months ago

creativity, culture, Eminem, fan, fans, humor, i, joke, language, music, obsession, parody, pop, pop culture, saying, song, word, wordplay
To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

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2 months ago

air, air conditioner, conditioner, context, fans, humor, only, people, remark, upgrade, witty, witty remark
Deleted old Tweets just in case I date a very famous woman with rabid fans.

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2 months ago

case, date, deleted, famous, famous woman, fans, humor, i, just, media, old, privacy, rabid, relationship, social, social media, Tweets, woman
There are people who have a favourite colour, and there are people whose favourite colour is purple. These are very different things. Purple fans are different creatures.

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6 months ago

colour, creatures, difference, different, fan, fans, favourite, favourite colour, humour, people, personality, purple, purple fan, things

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Social Media Stars ⭐

60 shares on Slack this month:

Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.

38 shares on Twitch this month:

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

92 shares on WhatsApp this month:

No need for a Halloween costume this year because there’s nothing scarier than being in your mid-20s and not knowing who you are or what you want to do anymore.

90 shares on Twitch this month:

“Yeah no” is my favorite combo.

26 shares on Discord this month:

I’m gonna dress how I want this summer, and if you think I’m fat, well, so do I.

91 shares on Discord this month:

My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.

10 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Iced coffee and crying, the most Californian afternoon.

38 shares on Instagram this month:

We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.

25 shares on X this month:

My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”

12 shares on Reddit this month:

I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

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Hot Jokes 💥

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Once you realize that the general public is retarded, you stop caring about how crazy you look to them.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

“I’m gonna sneak past you.” No you’re not. You’ve alerted me.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Stay humble, you are someone’s weird coworker.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Moving is legitimately one of the worst human experiences.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?

22 folks are currently checking 👀

If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,337

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

Spending the day with my mom and her mom, just observing the patterns.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

Honestly, will never top the year I told everyone I was going to be Amelia Earhart for Halloween, and then didn’t show up to the party.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

Sharks are orcs, dolphins are elves.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

They were called “TV programs” because they were literally programming us, bro.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

Kids these days are soft. I’m pretty sure I died once when I was 7, and my mom made me walk it off.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

What can I buy my wife for Valentine’s Day that finally proves to her once and for all that I have absolutely no idea what she likes or who she is?

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on TikTok:

I need an Apple Watch that tracks when my patience runs out.

Just landed via Snapchat:

“We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans

Making waves on Discord:

My favorite military tradition is asking someone what an acronym means right after they use it, and they don’t know what it means.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I’m not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing.

Making waves on Messenger:

I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

Just shared via Slack:

Her: how are you still single? Me: it’s easier than you think.

Seen just now on WeChat:

So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

The thing I’ve always found tricky about money is knowing how much I should have.

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