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The tag on my jeans says “Relaxed” so it obviously doesn’t have children.

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I’ll kill the vibe, so you don’t have to.

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Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.

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Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.

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Unmarried in your 30s should honestly be rebranded as – ‘Congrats, you didn’t pick the wrong person out of panic’.

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Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”

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I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

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I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

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I’m the Usain Bolt of running late.

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I miss when we didn’t know what celebrities thought about anything.

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“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

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Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.

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Clicking on a suspicious link at work just to feel something.

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The younger generation will never know the fear and anxiety of calling your friend’s house, and their parents answer the phone.

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If I ever went to jail for murder, it would be for murdering my printer.

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Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.

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Bands are always like “here’s another song”. Yeah, no shit, that’s pretty much all you do.

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Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life.

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I love when people find out I meant every word I said.

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If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.

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I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread?

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You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police can’t even stop you.

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Brave of you to assume you can resist my good looks.

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Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.

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First date idea: you bring me coffee in bed, and we snuggle all morning.

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I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk.

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Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

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I like to stay grounded by keeping the weight of the world on my shoulders.

I wish I was waking up and going to the airport.

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

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Alexa, play everyone that played me.

Centaurs can’t wipe their asses.

In Star Wars, anyone can hop in any spaceship and knows how to fly it. I just spent 20 minutes trying to find the headlights in a rental car.

I can’t believe we became the adults in the most unaffordable period in history.

The first step is admitting that the other person is the one with the problem.

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The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

Someone taking your parking space at your own home is a different type of anger.

Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside?

Slowly descending into madness. Anyone want anything?

I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about your organized fridge.

I will marry a man who treats me delicately as if I’m a gift straight from heaven.

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.

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