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Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

Can’t believe penguins have to publish all those books with their tiny hands.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

The lion doesn’t concern himself with much of anything these days.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

My Uber driver didn’t try to talk to me the entire ride. Five stars.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

My ability to remember song lyrics from the ’90s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the garage.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

I really miss kissing. I hope next year favors my lips.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

If you don’t like me, remember: it’s mind over matter. I don’t mind, and you don’t matter.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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240 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,509

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,509

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,393

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via TikTok:

I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

Just shared via Slack:

I am single, please disturb me!

Trending via Facebook:

Inventing the Grinch: “Santa needs a Wario!”

Trending via Threads:

I’m sorry for the things I said when there were too many noises at the same time.

Trending via TikTok:

Women don’t like me, so I’m going to spend all my money on a jacket.

Trending via Snapchat:

Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.

Spotted on Discord:

Has anyone seen my invisibility cloak?

Just landed via TikTok:

Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job!

Just landed via Facebook:

Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

Spotted on WeChat:

My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes.

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41 shares on Pinterest this month:

To be happy as a man, you simply need to replace your screen time with beautiful women time.

38 shares on WeChat this month:

Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.

91 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Why do they make the wine glass so large if you’re not supposed to fill it to the top?

80 shares on Threads this month:

Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.

53 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Twitter is like group therapy but everyone’s yelling and no one’s licensed.

100 shares on TikTok this month:

You’ll never realize how crazy you really are until you fall in love.

28 shares on Instagram this month:

People say that they want to be tall, but don’t realize how many times tall people are assaulted by spiderwebs.

19 shares on Slack this month:

Being sober would be a lot easier if I liked myself.

97 shares on TikTok this month:

Sorry, I didn’t text back. I don’t like talking to people anymore.

30 shares on Slack this month:

I’m going to sleep. Anyone want anything?

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23 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I hope this out-of-office message finds you well.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.

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A dating app for people who suck at flirting called Fumble.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

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Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

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I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.

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Dating is so overrated. Let’s just get married.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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240 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,509

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,509

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,273

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

My favorite part about standing in line is watching the other lines move more quickly.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

You know you’re over 50 when you have “upstairs Ibuprofen” and “downstairs Ibuprofen”.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

Am I just getting older, or are people getting more annoying?

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

I will unfriend, uncousin, unco-worker, unfollow, unfamily any draining soul real quick.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

Grown men carpooling to the strip club so they can get boners and drive home together.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

Having a crush on a girl makes you think things like, yes, let me make more money.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

Channeling my inner pretzel to achieve expert-level bad posture.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Instagram:

Sorry, I can’t tonight. I’m busy taking things personally.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

After ejaculation, men automatically realize that everything is vanity upon vanity.

Making waves on Threads:

People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

Just shared via Discord:

I love how my brain is like, “We’re not going to think about that,” and then thinks about only that.

Breaking via YouTube:

I get writer’s block responding to people.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I’m a red flag, but the material is quality.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

“Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Waking up early is always beneficial. You just gotta make it past those first 10 minutes of being irritated.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

Trending via Facebook:

On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

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