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I personally feel like I have what it takes to become a fossil.

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Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

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The sexual tension between me and the alternate reality I daydream about.

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You know what goes great with helping your kid with math homework? Vodka!

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Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it.

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There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

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I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

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Sorry if my posts have any typos, it’s because I’m driving.

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My husband is looking for the remote control. I need everyone to stand up for a minute.

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If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.

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Nothing tops a plain pizza.

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No camera can do justice to a landscape that melts your heart.

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Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet.

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I’m tired of being an adult. Therefore, I will be stepping down. Thank you!

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When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”

Going viral on WeChat:

How does world hunger exist when we can fry air?

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It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.

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Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

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Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

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You look like the kind of person who would hit rock bottom and then start drilling.

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God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

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What archaeologists are really looking for is a hand digging back.

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The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

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“I’m gonna sneak past you.” No you’re not. You’ve alerted me.

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Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

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I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

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Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

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I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

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I told my GPS I needed direction in life, and now it insists on recalculating every hour.

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You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

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We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

Seen just now on Threads:

Sometimes a little rudeness to establish that you don’t fancy nonsense is really important.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

My wife had a dream that I have a secret second wife named Linda. Now, when she’s mad at me, I just say, “Linda wouldn’t get mad about that.”

Trending via Slack:

We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced, so that stupid people won’t be offended.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

Just landed via Messenger:

Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

Just shared via Threads:

One of the toughest jobs in parenting is serving the inevitable eviction notice on your kid’s pillow fort.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts. It’s called: “Leave me the fuh cologne”.

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If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again.

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