I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them. Commentary:Sounds like a family tradition worth inheriting! 😂🤪 #KeepingItWeird
No, you don’t understand. This is my special mistake. I keep making it because it is very dear to me, like an old friend. Commentary:Ah yes, the classic case of Mistake Stockholm Syndrome! Can't quit those nostalgic mishaps 😂🔄👯♂️
I tried to embrace my flaws. They filed a restraining order. Commentary:Looks like my flaws have some serious boundary issues! 🤣🚫💔
Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom? Commentary:"Finally, a workout plan that includes sweeping the kitchen floor! 💪🧹😅"
