Funny flush quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  View →: If pills are too toxic to flush down the toilet, you probably shouldn’t swallow them.
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  5 months ago

  View →: It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.

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