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Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.

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I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

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A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

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This meeting should’ve been a fist fight.

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Due to foreseen circumstances, well within my control, I will be late.

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Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

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Come on, karma, do your job.

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You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go.

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Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

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The worst thing you can do when you notice your kids are playing nicely together is telling them that they’re playing nicely together.

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What happened to my ankles tonight mosquitologically can never happen again.

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Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.

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The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

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If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

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Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

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Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

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I look stable, but I talk to animals and wait for them to reply.

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I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

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So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

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The first person to see a peacock spread his tail probably had a heart attack.

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Share →: When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

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"Ah, the classic 'joke rescue operation' strategy! 🚨 When one-liners crash-land, deploy the backup puns for that extra turbo boost of laughter 😂. Who knew bombing could be so entertaining? 💣✨"
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Share →: Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

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"Normalise reviving ignored emails with a touch of sass and a splash of desperation like 'helllooooooo? 👀📧' because sometimes, the loudest voice in the inbox gets the attention! 🙃 #PersistenceIsKey"

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Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

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Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

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Any house is an Airbnb if you’re quiet enough.

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“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

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I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.

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I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.

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There’s nothing worse than accidentally becoming an important person at your job.

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The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

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Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

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Our pronunciation of the word “colonel” does feel like group psychosis.

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I think my soulmate might be carbs.

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I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

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I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me.

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“Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control.

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Good morning to everyone except the baristas who don’t tighten the lid.

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A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?

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Kanye is pretty mean for someone with ‘yay’ in their name.

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My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.

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There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

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I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.

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