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Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

I think my wife has got early Alzheimer’s. Every day she tells me that she has no idea what she first saw in me.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

I told my computer I needed a break, now it sends me reminders to stretch while I’m lying on the couch.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

Fake laughing at work is mentally exhausting. Please just leave me alone.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

No one trashes your name better than the person who is terrified that you are going to tell people the truth.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already asking what’s next.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

It’s crazy that things have got to a point where you can say, “Jurassic Park 3 is one of the better movies in the series.”

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Trending via LinkedIn:

“We’re the only species that drinks milk after infancy, dairy is bad for you!” We’re also the only species that drinks peach mango pineapple spirulina kale smoothies, Karen. Let me eat my cheese in peace.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Females be naked so much online, I be like, damn, I bet she look good in a sweater.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I did nothing wrong. I tried to do nothing and did it wrong.

Just landed via Facebook:

I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

Just shared via Threads:

Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I lied, there’s no sex. I just needed help getting out of my skinny jeans.

Going viral on Telegram:

My therapist said I should face my fears. So I turned my phone back on.

Just shared via Facebook:

I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.

Just shared via Messenger:

My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

The first thing you need to know about social media is that everyone’s on vacation, except for you.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

53 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I finally have glasses, which is great because I needed one more thing to frantically search for every morning.

47 shares on Telegram this month:

Maturing is when you’d rather drink your bourbon half-naked on the couch than go out.

75 shares on Pinterest this month:

I don’t hate you, I just don’t want to see you alive.

17 shares on Reddit this month:

I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

68 shares on Twitch this month:

What would boomers do without their paper shredder?

11 shares on Snapchat this month:

Did 900 crunches today. It was a bag of Cheetos, but still.

75 shares on Reddit this month:

I can’t stand people who require so much validation. Please like and share this if you agree.

91 shares on WeChat this month:

First they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

25 shares on Facebook this month:

It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.

94 shares on TikTok this month:

Unfortunately, I am literally obsessed with the woman I am when I get stuff done, so I’m just going to keep doing that.

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Hot Jokes 💥

17 folks are currently checking 👀

A driver that delivers Indian food is called a curryer.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

God: “You’re all really bad at this.”

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Steve Jobs was a vibe coder. He just prompted Steve Wozniak.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Due to unfortunate circumstances, things are no longer fergalicious nor bootylicious.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m almost finished reading your tweet. Love it so far.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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17,387

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,305

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

Let’s ride this misunderstanding into the sunset.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

We have now entered the void (25th December to 31st December).

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, I’m ready now.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Threads:

When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Why does everyone force introverts to leave their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut up for a while?

Just landed via X:

A thing I never realized about being an adult is that you will always be cleaning your kitchen. No matter if you get takeout, no matter if you’re gone all day, you will be cleaning the kitchen.

Trending via Pinterest:

My wife and I are going to quit our jobs and travel until we run out of money. I estimate we’ll be home around 9 p.m. tonight.

Spotted on Reddit:

Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

Making waves on TikTok:

Wanna know a real adult life hack? Don’t tell anyone when you have a day off. Absolutely no one.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

Making waves on Slack:

I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

Seen just now on Discord:

Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.

Trending via YouTube:

Being a toddler’s favorite person is what real love actually looks like.

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