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I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me.

3 months ago

I wish anxiety came with french fries.

3 months ago

I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.

3 months ago

Thaw me like one of your french fries!

3 months ago

I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

3 months ago

French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough.

3 months ago

My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”

3 months ago

For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.

3 months ago

She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

3 months ago