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french fry
Funny french fry quotes
I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me.
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Jan 29, 2025
I wish anxiety came with french fries.
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Jan 28, 2025
I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.
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Jan 28, 2025
Thaw me like one of your french fries!
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Jan 26, 2025
I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.
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Jan 24, 2025
French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough.
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Jan 23, 2025
My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”
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Jan 22, 2025
For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.
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Jan 22, 2025
She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.
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Jan 21, 2025