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Be the reason why your local woods are haunted.

Jan 21, 2026

Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.

Jan 21, 2026

One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

Jan 21, 2026

For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.

Jan 21, 2026

Everything will kill you so pick something fun.

Jan 21, 2026

Playdates were invented to force parents into cleaning their home.

Jan 21, 2026

The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.

Jan 21, 2026

Release that sexual frustration, get a burger.

Jan 21, 2026

Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

Jan 21, 2026

I tried a onesome before, but I started catching feelings.

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One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.

Jan 20, 2026

I love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes.

Jan 20, 2026

Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

Jan 20, 2026

Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

Jan 20, 2026

Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

Jan 20, 2026

Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

Jan 20, 2026

A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it.

Jan 20, 2026

Gonna take the kids to the planetarium so they can watch YouTube on their phones.

Jan 20, 2026

Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating.

Jan 20, 2026

No, I’m not stressed. I just constantly grind my teeth and clench my jaw for fun.

Jan 20, 2026

I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is.

Jan 20, 2026

Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.

Jan 20, 2026

Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

Jan 20, 2026

You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.

Jan 20, 2026

Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.

Jan 20, 2026

I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.

Jan 20, 2026

My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

Jan 20, 2026

Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.

Jan 20, 2026

Roses are pink. I need a drink.

Jan 20, 2026

Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

Jan 20, 2026

My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

Jan 20, 2026

Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.

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It’s all fun and games until it’s 10 p.m., you’re all cozy in bed, and you remember you still have laundry in the washer.

Jan 20, 2026

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera!

Jan 20, 2026

Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

Jan 20, 2026

Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

Jan 20, 2026

Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.

Jan 20, 2026

Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.

Jan 20, 2026

At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.

Jan 20, 2026

The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

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