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3 months ago
Share →: Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

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🦷💪🏼 How about a thrilling date idea? Picture this – you bravely hold hands with your partner as they conquer the ultimate feat of dialing the dreaded dentist's number. 📞🙀 Oh, the adrenaline! 😂 #RomanticAndCourageous #RelationshipGoals
3 months ago
Share →: Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

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"Sorry boss, can't make it to work today! The great outdoors is calling my name louder than your meetings 🌳🌞 #priorities"
4 months ago
Share →: Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

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"Looks like it's time to shuffle those cards and aim for the ultimate fashion statement of matching fanny packs this summer! ♠️🃏♦️ #AccessoryGoals"
4 months ago
Share →: People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

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"Watch out for those laid-back denim enthusiasts 👖🏡 They might have a secret garden of buried surprises in their backyard! Keep calm and carry on, just steer clear of their eclectic fashion choices 😉🌳 #FashionablyDevious"
4 months ago
Share →: Running feels great until you compare it to not running.

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"Running: the only sport that makes you question your life choices mid-stride 🏃‍♂️😅 #RunnerProblems"
4 months ago
Share →: Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

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🍅🎸 "When life gives you tomatoes, go rock out! Nothing says 'party' quite like confusing the band and tickling your taste buds at the same time. 🤘🍅 Who needs maracas when you've got fresh produce? Keep the musicians on their toes and your snacks conveniently close by. Tomatoes are truly the unsung heroes of the concert scene!" 🍅🎶
4 months ago
Share →: Do people who love escape rooms not know about IKEA?

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"Maybe those who love escape rooms just prefer their puzzles without the added challenge of assembling furniture 🤔🔍 #EscapeRoomVsIKEA"
4 months ago
Share →: We go together like Drunk and Disorderly.

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"We go together like Drunk and Disorderly – a perfect match made in mischief! 🥴🚓 Let the chaos ensue with this dynamic duo! 🤪💥"
4 months ago
Share →: Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

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"Who needs a mountain when you have a bag of trail mix, am I right? 🏞️🥜 Next time someone questions your exercise routine, just tell them you're on a rigorous trail mix hike! 💪😂 #SnackGoals"
4 months ago
Share →: The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.

Commentary:
"Who needs a gym membership when you can just sprint after the ice cream truck for your cardio workout? It's the perfect motivation to stay fit and indulge in a sweet treat at the same time – talk about killing two birds with one ice cream cone!"