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Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.

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Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

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On my way to Mordor. You nerds need anything?

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A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

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I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

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I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

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A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

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I still make time for all my favorite hobbies, like drinking, swearing, and making people feel uncomfortable.

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Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, reorganize your socks, then say, “No one helps me around here!”

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Girls will be like “it’s fine” then start drawing a pentagram in blood on their floorboards.