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Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here making love.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

Lord, take away my suffering and give it to anyone who’s ever said, ‘Hey, Grok.’

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

Ghosting is disrespectful unless it’s me doing it.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

I’m not well rested. Sleeping Beauty was well rested.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

Rest here, weary doom-scroller, you’ve seen enough bullshit for one day.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

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Feb 3, 2026

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Just landed via Facebook:

What are some beginner bad habits for someone just getting into ruining their life?

Making waves on Snapchat:

Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.

Making waves on Discord:

I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

Going viral on Messenger:

They should make a movie that’s good the whole way through.

Making waves on Threads:

German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

Trending via Facebook:

But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

Broadcasted on X:

I was born in the right generation. I love bedrotting and scrolling through Twitter all day.

Trending via Threads:

Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

Seen just now on X:

Never trust a wet fart.

Funny funny concept quotes

Funny funny concept quotes bring a burst of laughter and clever twists to everyday ideas 🤪💡 Ready to spice up your day with witty wisdom and playful perspectives? Whether you need a smile or a brain tickle, these quotes turn simple concepts into hilarious gems 😂✨ Get ready to chuckle, think, and share the fun vibes with everyone around you! 🎉📲

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Job-hopping is a funny concept, like ‘Hey, I’m gonna go hate my life over there instead.’

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A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

5 days ago

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Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

2 weeks ago

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They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

2 weeks ago

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Social Media Stars ⭐

94 shares on X this month:

They say white people don’t have their own culture, but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog, and there’s no way we appropriated that from anyone else.

68 shares on Instagram this month:

Water is a drink whose flavor is its temperature.

16 shares on Pinterest this month:

30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!

25 shares on Instagram this month:

Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

75 shares on Instagram this month:

Countries are just gangs with paperwork.

83 shares on TikTok this month:

Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

53 shares on Discord this month:

Why did they call it painting your toenails and not graffeeti?

56 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m not exaggerating when I say, if I ever clogged a toilet at work, I would immediately quit, change my name, and then move to a different city.

17 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’ve been commissioned to kiss you on the lips. I need to get this done by tonight.

73 shares on Snapchat this month:

Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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Problems are like balls. Everyone thinks they have bigger ones than you.

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I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

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Excited for my husband to get back from his trip, so I can sit him down for a little presentation of all the internet videos I saved for him to watch.

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If she says “it’s fine,” you’re probably in trouble.

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Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

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“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

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I just learned the professional way to say “I told you so”: “This was identified early on as a likely outcome.”

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I’m done with self-care. Time to learn some spells.

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Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

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Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed?

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

Silk is a crazy material. “I like your shirt,” thanks. It came out of a bug.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 a.m. and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

Living in your parent’s house is free because you pay with your soul.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

“There’s something beautifully intimate about never speaking to a person again.”

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

The longest and most adventurous journeys begin with the words: “I know a shortcut.”

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via YouTube:

Being an adult is spending every day looking at a pill bottle, wondering, “Did I take this already?”

Going bananas on Twitch:

I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.

Spotted on Twitch:

She was rare. Like a parking spot in the front row on a rainy day.

Trending via Instagram:

I’m like … if parking too far away from the curb was a person.

Seen just now on Instagram:

You know who’s gonna love you in the end? Your dog.

Shared recently on Messenger:

We interrupt coverage of one horrible story for breaking news of another horrible story.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Imagining how cathartic it must feel to send forth thousands and thousands of bats from your Transylvanian manor.

Just shared via Snapchat:

The season is back when women are 80% scarf.

Just shared via Telegram:

If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.

Going viral on WeChat:

Reading a book and coming across a character’s name that you don’t know how to pronounce, so for the rest of the book, every time you see it, your brain just goes ‘skdjfkskakfk.’

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