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Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

No, you don’t understand. This is my special mistake. I keep making it because it is very dear to me, like an old friend.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

It feels like it costs $100 a day just to exist anymore.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

Laying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

Shutting up is gluten-free. Maybe add that to your diet, princess.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

Jane Austen gave us men who crossed fields in the rain. Mine left me on read, and liked someone else’s story.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

The real flex is how many wounds you can turn into wisdom.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

Accidentally used my real personality at work today… heading to HR now.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

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Updated

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Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Every day I tell myself, “You got this,” and every day, “this” gets weirder.

Seen just now on Slack:

“Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

Shared recently on Discord:

Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I think the Monday after Sunday should always be a day off.

Trending via Telegram:

Why is Saturday over in 7 minutes and Sunday in 4 minutes, but Monday is 84 months long?

Just shared via Reddit:

How is every author the #1 New York Times bestseller?

Shared recently on YouTube:

Thrifting must be so awesome for big guys and extremely small women.

Going viral on Slack:

Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

Trending via TikTok:

I miss when 1K was a lot of money.

Just shared via YouTube:

Remember when a series of unfortunate events was a book and not your life?

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91 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m old enough to remember when regular websites were usable.

83 shares on Slack this month:

I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.

99 shares on Telegram this month:

You can add tears while cooking if you don’t have salt.

75 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Do goalies ever get lonely during a game?

79 shares on X this month:

I’m 27 and a half. I should be on my first divorce by now.

21 shares on Telegram this month:

It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel sad around 8 p.m.

61 shares on Twitch this month:

Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number.

22 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Becoming a psychic for the foreseeable future.

84 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m a good listener. If you’re interesting.

21 shares on Messenger this month:

I’d stalk me too, I get it.

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What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning?

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Water is a drink whose flavor is its temperature.

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If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

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Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine.

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Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

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I didn’t like my beard at first… then it grew on me.

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I’m not bothered if you don’t like me, awesomeness isn’t for everyone.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.

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My five-year plan is to just see what happens.

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If your family starts fighting on Thanksgiving, go live.

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Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

Men be like, yes, I hurt you, but now you hate me, so I am the true victim.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

Girls expect handwritten letters from guys who copy birthday wishes from ChatGPT.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

May the hardest part of your day be getting the jeans over your butt.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

We all need to put the phone down, or it’s over for civilization.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

Fitbits are just Tamagotchis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is you.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

Forget hot girl summer, it’s rot girl summer (laying in bed, reading books, laying under layers of soft blankets).

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

Pro tip: When you sign up for anything online, put the website’s name as your middle name. Now, when you receive spam, you will know who sold your data.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Slack:

At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

Just shared via Messenger:

In university, you can literally tell who had no freedom at home.

Trending via Threads:

He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Here’s the problem with fruit: it’s inconsistent. Some apples are delicious, some taste bad. Sometimes blueberries are great, sometimes they are disgusting. You know what’s the same every time? Doritos.

Seen just now on Twitch:

It’s so hot the chipmunks are using my bird bath as a hot tub and requesting mimosas and the brunch menu.

Breaking via Instagram:

Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?

Making waves on Messenger:

I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already asking what’s next.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.”

Spotted on Slack:

It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Sleeping in is the most efficient way to find out which morning rituals you can actually do without.

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