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Someone from ðŸ‡ļðŸ‡ą has copied:

Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

Someone from 🇷ðŸ‡ī has shared:

Probably the worst thing about pyramid schemes is how they make you advertise to all your friends and family that you are part of a pyramid scheme.

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Cloud 9 is a very high place to fall from.

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Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.

Someone from 🇎ðŸ‡Ķ has copied:

I’m best man at my buddy’s second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone”?

Someone from 🇎ðŸ‡ū has copied:

I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.

Someone from ðŸ‡ģðŸ‡Ķ has downloaded:

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

Someone from 🇎🇊 has downloaded:

People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

Someone from ðŸ‡ŪðŸ‡đ has shared:

I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

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I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

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“What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

All day I think about sleep but when it’s time to go to bed I don’t wanna.

Just landed via Messenger:

“Can my boyfriend come?” Will he contribute to our conversation, at least one question?

Just landed via Threads:

Violence is not the answer, unless you’re a gaggle of children instructed to break into a piÃąata.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it.

Freshly posted on X:

My handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Sorry for acting weird. It’s just that I mirror people, and you were being weird first.

Making waves on Discord:

I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal.

Spotted on Threads:

Warning: People who need to leave their homes today are advised that it is extremely Monday outside this morning.

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Someone from ðŸ‡ļðŸ‡ŧ has downloaded:

That one friend who has a dangerously loose grasp on food safety.

Someone from ðŸ‡ļðŸ‡Ķ has viewed:

You know it’s been a successful Thanksgiving when your clothes no longer fit.

Someone from 🇚ðŸ‡ŋ has bookmarked:

Don’t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now.

Someone from 🇊ðŸ‡ļ has downloaded:

Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.

Someone from 🇎🇭 has copied:

We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.”

Someone from 🇊ðŸ‡ļ has copied:

I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

Someone from 🇎ðŸ‡ķ has viewed:

I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.

Someone from 🇧ðŸ‡Ķ has viewed:

Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

Someone from ðŸ‡đðŸ‡ŋ has bookmarked:

I’m scared to go to an art museum, because what if they decide to keep me?

Someone from 🇧ðŸ‡Ķ has copied:

The porn bots liking my posts from years ago is just reminding me that I’ve always been hilarious.

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Just shared via Facebook:

I finally have glasses, which is great because I needed one more thing to frantically search for every morning.

Spreading quickly via X:

Welcome to your 40’s: oh you like surprises? here’s another chin. Surprise!

Just landed via Instagram:

By the time he entered rehab, Popeye was more spinach than sailor man.

Spotted on Twitch:

People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

Trending via YouTube:

My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

Just shared via Messenger:

When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

Just shared via Facebook:

I just wish I had the confidence of my husband who thinks everything only takes 5 minutes.

Reported on TikTok:

Imagine being social on social media.

Shared recently on Discord:

The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

Trending via Threads:

I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.

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