Funny funny story quotes

• I’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it so badly that it’s not even funny anymore.

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  2 months ago

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• Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.

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  2 months ago

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• Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.

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  2 months ago

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• This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out.

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  2 months ago

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• Honestly, will never top the year I told everyone I was going to be Amelia Earhart for Halloween, and then didn’t show up to the party.

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  4 months ago

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• Once I matched with a guy and ended up finding out he lived in my neighborhood, so I told him to go outside and scream, and he did. And I heard it.

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  6 months ago

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