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Funny funny story quotes are the perfect way to sprinkle laughter 🌟 into your day! Whether you love hilarious mishaps πŸ€ͺ or witty punchlines πŸ˜‚, these gems capture the joy of storytelling with a twist. Get ready to smile, chuckle, and maybe even snort 🀭 as you dive into moments that prove humor is the best twist in any tale!

Honestly, will never top the year I told everyone I was going to be Amelia Earhart for Halloween, and then didn’t show up to the party.

Posted on1 day ago1 day ago

Once I matched with a guy and ended up finding out he lived in my neighborhood, so I told him to go outside and scream, and he did. And I heard it.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it so badly that it’s not even funny anymore.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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