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  5 months ago

  View →: Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.
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  5 months ago

  View →: This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out.

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