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Funny getting old quotes

Sep 29
Share →: 30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!
Sep 29
Share →: Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.
Sep 25
Share →: You know you’re getting old when you’re entering your birth year online and you need to spin that thing like you’re on wheel of fortune.
Sep 22
Share →: You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.
Sep 22
Share →: You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to.
Sep 22
Share →: The nice thing about getting older is that you don’t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes.
Sep 22
Share →: Welcome to your 40s: here’s an extra chin.