You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.

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“Fries or salad?” sums up every adult decision you have to make.

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Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

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I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.

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Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

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I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

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Whoever came up with the spelling for “receipt” was an idiopt.

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I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

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Turns out that ending meetings with “have the day you deserve” has made me some enemies at work.

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I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Hee’s in your ear while you tryna sleep.

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Bird flu? Yeah, they’re known to do that.