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Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

Taking action is my least favorite thing to take.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

Let’s ride this misunderstanding into the sunset.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

Alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug. But you’re not gonna like the performance.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

God: “You’re all really bad at this.”

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

If you see me online, I’m not chatting. I’m busy ignoring the world and laughing at memes like it’s therapy.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

A Bug’s Life” (1998) radicalized me.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

No one ever talks about the 6th love language (being annoying).

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Just landed via YouTube:

Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.

Just landed via Slack:

Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

True bravery is getting a text from a woman with three questions in it, and only responding to one.

Seen just now on Threads:

Male barista called me “my love” yesterday and didn’t say it today… getting mixed signals and feeling really upset.

Trending via Telegram:

Coffee: Because without it I would be a serious danger to society.

Just landed via Discord:

I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I’ll see you in your nightmares.

Just shared via Pinterest:

“Age is just a number!” Yeah, the older I get, the number I feel.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Discovering the Spice Girls broke up not over money and fame but lesbianism.

Breaking via Facebook:

You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

92 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

19 shares on Telegram this month:

I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.

97 shares on Threads this month:

One day you’ll find someone who’s obsessed with you. It’ll probably be a demon but that’s what it is.

16 shares on Snapchat this month:

Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.

67 shares on Instagram this month:

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

49 shares on Threads this month:

Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

53 shares on Discord this month:

Remember when tweets were like: party rocking with a mouse tonight. Piece of cheese gonna have a big bite.

76 shares on Instagram this month:

I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

27 shares on Threads this month:

Can’t threaten me with screenshots. I’ll get a microphone and say it again.

12 shares on Pinterest this month:

“Are you ok?” Of course not. Next question!

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These aliens are taking forever.

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One day you burned a CD for the last time and didn’t even realize it.

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I could be staring at my hand locking my front door, and I still won’t feel 100% sure my front door was locked.

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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

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The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

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Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents.

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Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry.

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The inventor of autocorrect walked into a bar and ordered a bear.

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You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

The ideal girlfriend breaks your heart, so you go on to do great things.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

I can’t believe I slept good all night. What a rush.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

The ability to adjust your vocabulary based on who you’re speaking to is a valuable life skill that many people lack.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

If you don’t have anything nice to say, sign up for Twitter.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo.

Going viral on Twitch:

Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked!

Just landed via Telegram:

I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

Making waves on WeChat:

You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

Trending via TikTok:

I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Cooking your own meals really is the best way to devote 50 hours of your life every month to save $50.

Seen just now on X:

Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

How am I supposed to relax when there are things?

Just shared via Pinterest:

Keep posting, I’m diagnosing you.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode them bikes when we were younger.

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