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Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

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Most men will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral.

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Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.

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Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.

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Please twerk; I have just days left.

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I’m not “late”, I’m just very creative with my interpretation of “time”.

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Self-care is putting your face on a very soft cat.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

Making waves on Threads:

I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Whoever came up with the spelling for “receipt” was an idiopt.

Going viral on X:

Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Sleep is a beautiful thing. You don’t miss anyone, you can’t do anything wrong and you simply feel nothing.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.

Making waves on X:

“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked my mom.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.

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4 months ago
Share →: Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

Commentary:
🎉 TGIF! Time to take out the trash… both literally and figuratively! 😂 Remember, one man's trash is another man's treasure… or in this case, just plain trash. Enjoy your Friday night escapades and don't forget to put yourself out there too! 🗑️💃 #TGIF #TrashTalk
6 months ago
Share →: I would go out more if there weren’t any humans out there.

Commentary:
"Who needs humans when you can have a party with plants and pets? 🌿🐶 Social distancing taken to a whole new level! #IntrovertLife"

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Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

It’s funny how our brains remember that we have forgotten something, but not what we have forgotten.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

I hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

Toddlers will take your last nerve, deep fry it and eat it for breakfast.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

Damn boy, are you a horoscope? Because I’m selectively focusing on the parts of you that make sense for me.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on WhatsApp:

There aren’t enough rap songs about cutting coupons.

Trending via Facebook:

There’s a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.

Trending via Instagram:

Now that I have a standing desk, I’m adding manual labor to my resume.

Going viral on Pinterest:

The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?

Seen just now on Instagram:

Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

Reported on Snapchat:

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

Live now on Messenger:

Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

I’m already sick of tomorrow.

Seen just now on Facebook:

My body’s check engine light has been on for years.

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