Funny gorgeous quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Can’t argue with a guy that has curly hair. Whatever you say, gorgeous.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the power of curly hair! It's like having a built-in persuasion tool. Just nod and smile, because let's face it – resistance is futile when faced with those charming curls."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

  Commentary:
  "Story of every hopeless romantic's life: Having a crush on someone who's as out of reach as WiFi on a deserted island 🤦‍♂️💔 Better luck next time, buddy! Maybe she'll break up with her boyfriend, or he'll turn out to be her annoying younger brother in disguise 🙈😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I haven’t cleaned my shower in so long, it’s becoming a terrarium. Absolutely gorgeous.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a garden when you have a shower terrarium?! 🌿🚿 Just add some rubber ducks and call it a spa day!"

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