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Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

A massage is not enough, I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

Presumably, if you had a time machine, you could just kill young adult Hitler. The baby part seems gratuitous.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

The hottest thing a man can be is boring in his 30s.

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Going viral on Snapchat:

“Real Housewives” is a great oxymoron because nothing about them is real.

Shared recently on Slack:

This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

Spotted on Snapchat:

The female brain works like the internet. You can delete something, but it’s never really gone.

Reported on TikTok:

Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

Making waves on TikTok:

Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag.

Seen just now on WeChat:

The worst thing you can do when cleaning your house is “sit down for a minute.”

Shared recently on Facebook:

I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

Spotted on Telegram:

FOMO? No, I’ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited.

Just landed via YouTube:

Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).

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Share →: Can’t argue with a guy that has curly hair. Whatever you say, gorgeous.

Commentary:
"Ah, the power of curly hair! It's like having a built-in persuasion tool. Just nod and smile, because let's face it – resistance is futile when faced with those charming curls."
6 months ago
Share →: Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

Commentary:
"Story of every hopeless romantic's life: Having a crush on someone who's as out of reach as WiFi on a deserted island 🤦‍♂️💔 Better luck next time, buddy! Maybe she'll break up with her boyfriend, or he'll turn out to be her annoying younger brother in disguise 🙈😂"
6 months ago
Share →: I haven’t cleaned my shower in so long, it’s becoming a terrarium. Absolutely gorgeous.

Commentary:
"Who needs a garden when you have a shower terrarium?! 🌿🚿 Just add some rubber ducks and call it a spa day!"

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Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

A 20% discount sounds great until you realize you can’t afford the other 80%

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

Asbestos? I’m doing asbestos I can.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

A coffee the size of Manhattan please.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

Can we not just call it Zealand now?

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

I’m proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

The hairdresser asking me what special plans I have for the day like this wasn’t it.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

Here’s a fun activity you can do with your kids on rainy days when they have too much energy: Go shopping and leave them at home with their dad.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

You know what’s worse than someone’s phone alarm playing the tune over and over? Someone else who starts whistling along.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Threads:

Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

Spotted on Twitch:

90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

Just shared via Telegram:

I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

Going viral on Instagram:

Microplastics are a waste of time. I go straight to eating whole packaging.

Spotted on Pinterest:

“Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?

Making waves on X:

Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.

Seen just now on Slack:

The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I need to consult the woods about this.

Live now on WeChat:

Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

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