Gravestone inscription: "Hey guys, I'm going to be taking a little break from social media"

Gravestone inscription: “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media”

Commentary:
"Here lies a pioneer who chose to disconnect from the digital noise. RIP, online presence! 😄👻 #OfflineButStillAwesome"

I'm putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.

I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.

Commentary:
"Now that's what I call eternal connection! 👻💻 Who says the afterlife can't have great download speeds, right? #WiFiForever"