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Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

Without the words ‘literally’ and ‘like,’ I am nothing.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

Ah yes, my abandonment issues due to all the abandonment.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

You think you’ve seen gold diggers, until you see a male friend group where only one of them made it.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

Sometimes the voices in my head get bullied by the voices in my stomach.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

Told someone I’m as “single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito” and they blocked me immediately.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

Santa went woke and gave me a small solar panel instead of coal.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

Sounds like you are suffering from a lack of vitamin Me.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

Hope this email finds you moonwalking out of work early.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

(Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Just landed via WeChat:

Oh, that gap on my resume is from when I was the architect of my own hell.

Spotted on Telegram:

Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I am deeply overwhelmed and yet incredibly bored at the same time.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh?

Just shared via X:

Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.

Just shared via Messenger:

Website: We use cookies to improve our performance. Me: Same!

Shared recently on Reddit:

I’m never more unattractive than when a bee flies in my face.

Trending via Threads:

In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

Just shared via Reddit:

Filling animals with helium is kinda weird, but whatever floats your goat.

Spreading quickly via X:

In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan.

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76 shares on Discord this month:

I can’t wait to buy Chanel bags on a random Tuesday for me and my friends.

77 shares on Slack this month:

The real me comes out at midnight (it’s just me spending money online).

70 shares on YouTube this month:

Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

58 shares on Facebook this month:

Sometimes I feel like my life is being written by someone who isn’t sure if they like me or not.

52 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I said it was my favorite show, I didn’t say it was good.

77 shares on TikTok this month:

Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

79 shares on Threads this month:

The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.

23 shares on TikTok this month:

I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck.

32 shares on Snapchat this month:

Alexa, take responsibility for my actions.

74 shares on TikTok this month:

“Thank you for choosing Amtrak.” No problem. There are no other trains.

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Hot Jokes 💥

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I wish men had sluttier outfit options. Because why am I in a mini skirt, and you’re in a quarter zip?

23 folks are currently checking 👀

People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

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Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

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If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here playing with my arm fat.

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Some days you’re the shit and some days you’re the fan.

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Being bi means you say both yay and bruh.

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I have to stand in the shower about this.

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If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

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Congrats to my tween for graduating at the top of his class from eye roll university.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

I want an apartment so big, it changes the way I laugh.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts. It’s called: “Leave me the fuh cologne”.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

People remind me everyday why I prefer being on my own.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

I’m not mad, I just hope your socks slide off in your shoe all day.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on TikTok:

“OMG I love your personality,” thanks, it’s a disorder.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

Breaking via WeChat:

No parenting book prepares you for the stank of your kid’s soccer bag.

Trending via WeChat:

I’m so broke, I owe myself money.

Live now on Telegram:

Once I find a dragon, y’all are toast.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to

Shared recently on Messenger:

I was living in the moment until I was evicted.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I like listening to music in languages I don’t speak because sometimes I just don’t wanna know what anybody is talking about.

Making waves on Facebook:

Onion rings? I’m answering.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

The pain of watching a movie with someone who talks a lot.

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