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Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

Tupperware is a fun way to store your leftovers until you throw them away.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

Every Microsoft Teams invite you get lowers your testosterone by 1-2%

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

Boss: Why do I have to always come and find you? Me: Because a good employee is hard to find.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.

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Going viral on Snapchat:

I like my men like I like my coffee, secretly alcoholic.

Going viral on Twitch:

It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

Live now on Telegram:

Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

Breaking via TikTok:

I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

Trending via YouTube:

You are what you eat! (If anyone needed more encouragement to eat the rich.)

Freshly posted on WeChat:

My plans for today? Same as always, drink coffee and be sexy.

Just shared via X:

You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

Making waves on Slack:

I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I would go out of my mind, but I can’t find the exit.

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Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

Humans are just chaos wrapped in meat, going bananas on caffeine.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

I don’t understand why my husband has to pay for a UFC fight when he could just throw one piece of candy on the floor in front of our kids.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

Who needs dystopian fiction when you can watch the news?

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

My five-year plan is to get back my whimsy, joy, childlike wonder.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Why is Saturday over in 7 minutes and Sunday in 4 minutes, but Monday is 84 months long?

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

Normalize responding to work emails with: “What the hell are you talking about?”

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on YouTube:

After you do your laundry, you should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. No charge.

Just landed via Slack:

Nothing tops a plain pizza.

Spotted on Twitch:

Would have started saving money in kindergarten if I knew my life was like this.

Trending via TikTok:

Born to screenshot everything and never look at it again.

Making waves on Instagram:

A haunted house, but it’s just all apps and websites where you got logged out but can’t remember your password.

Shared recently on Discord:

75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

Making waves on Reddit:

Life is short, flirt with me!

Shared recently on Discord:

Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time.

Making waves on TikTok:

Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.

Spreading quickly via X:

Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

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