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Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

One thing I will never understand about adulthood is how I’m supposed to make appointments if I work full time and every place closes at 6 p.m.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

Breakfast in bed: where your cozy blanket turns into a crumby crime scene.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

Sometimes the voices in my head get bullied by the voices in my stomach.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

Cooking your own meals really is the best way to devote 50 hours of your life every month to save $50.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

What did people do before alarm clocks? Just go to bed like, “Hope I wake up in time for work tomorrow.”

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

233 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,502

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,502

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,681

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Snapchat:

“Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet…” Shall I tell you more about myself?

Just landed via Twitch:

I put the hot in psychotic.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”

Trending via Snapchat:

Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

Just shared via Instagram:

It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

Going viral on TikTok:

“You’re like if 9 a.m. on a Monday was a person.”

Broadcasted on Threads:

Just broke a clothes hanger and now have seven years of bad outfits.

Just landed via X:

I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Not now, honey. I’m talking to strangers on the internet.

Breaking via Discord:

God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

25 shares on X this month:

Please be delicate with me, I’m built like a Nature Valley bar.

97 shares on Pinterest this month:

Someone at my job mentioned severance, and I was like, “Oh my God, I love that show,” and they said, “No, I’m about to get fired.”

34 shares on Slack this month:

Few things in life are as disappointing as having to poop right after a shower.

38 shares on Instagram this month:

The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

30 shares on Instagram this month:

Men call us “gold diggers” when we expect them to pay for a meal. Honey, a gold digger goes after yachts, not a piece of chicken.

62 shares on Reddit this month:

I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.

42 shares on Messenger this month:

If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

26 shares on Facebook this month:

Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

26 shares on YouTube this month:

You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.

49 shares on YouTube this month:

I wanna be a jellyfish— no heart, no brain, no feelings, no pain— just blub blub blub.

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Hot Jokes 💥

5 folks are currently checking 👀

How is it still this week?

10 folks are currently checking 👀

When someone says “I don’t want a relationship right now” the “at least not with you” is silent.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I was the most patient parent and then I had kids.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

My save-for-later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.5 million dollars.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Transgender ambulance driver whose pronouns are we/you/we/you/we/you.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

People are too judgmental these days… I can tell just by looking at them.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

233 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,502

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,502

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,311

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

Chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

Microdosing Christmas by being present.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

Who’s up thinking about the crushing weight of existence?

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

Everyone thinks they’re brave right up until a goose starts chasing them.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Reddit:

Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Today, I used a wire I’ve kept in my box of cables since 2011. Please applaud.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can’t find them.

Going viral on Messenger:

But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

Just shared via TikTok:

When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.

Going bananas on Threads:

Millionaires and multi-billion dollar companies be like, “We’re doing our part by asking the poor to donate to the poor.”

Just landed via Telegram:

Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Twitter needs a button that’s “bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed.”

Spotted on Snapchat:

I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.

Spreading quickly via X:

What’s a girl gotta do to feel a dopamine high around here?

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