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I don’t mind being the villain in your story because you’re a clown in mine.

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Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

The unemployed urge to say I love you during a job interview.

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Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

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Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

A selfie only a mother could like.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

Grocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line.

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She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care.

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Spotted on Instagram:

Hey, we’re calling off the search party. We found a different guy out there we like more.

Just landed via Slack:

I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

Just landed via WeChat:

Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I don’t need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball it.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

I’m so hungry, I could eat my own cooking.

Making waves on Telegram:

You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.

Spotted on Messenger:

There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

Just landed via X:

I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.

Just shared via Instagram:

Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

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Share →: When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

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Ah, the sweet aroma of New York hamster train tracks mingling with the refreshing scent of rain 🐹🌧️ Who knew urban transportation could be so gourmet? Just the perfect blend of city funk and pet shop chic!
6 months ago
Share →: Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

Commentary:
"Whenever I encounter such individuals, I can't help but wonder if they're powered by sheer determination or just running on empty 🐹🚫💭 #hamsterwheelstruggles"

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Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

Christmas is the season of giving, and I’m giving up for good.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

In honor of Charles Dickens, I will also be poor this Christmas.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Telegram:

I believe it was Aristotle who once said “The fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.”

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Welcome to Twitter, where everyone is an expert on everything.

Trending via Instagram:

I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

Going viral on X:

Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say.

Broadcasted on Slack:

You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors.

Making waves on Threads:

Becoming a psychic for the foreseeable future.

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