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Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt!

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The Jaws theme stays on during sex.

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To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

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Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.

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Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?

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Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

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Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: I don’t. I just need money.

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Folks, please have more respect for people with glasses. Because they pay money to see you.

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So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”

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I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.

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When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

Making waves on TikTok:

This is the dumbest apocalypse ever.

Reported on TikTok:

If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.

Freshly posted on Slack:

The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.

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I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

Reported on WeChat:

Sorry, I’m late. I was trying to convince a bathroom hand dryer that I exist.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.

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It’s wild that “Jason” is a name from ancient Greece, because it sounds like it was invented in Florida in 1983.

Making waves on Reddit:

Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life.

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Funny handbag quotes bring a splash of humor to your favorite accessory game 👜✨ Whether you’re a clutch queen or tote lover, these witty lines add a little extra sparkle to your style 💃😂 Get ready to smile every time you reach for your bag – because fashion should always come with a side of laughter! 🎉🛍️

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Share →: You only realize how heavy your handbag really is when your car tells you that your passenger is not wearing a seatbelt.

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"When your car starts giving you unsolicited fashion critiques, it might be time for a spring purse cleaning! 🚗👜 #HeavyHandbagProblems #SafetyFirstFashionSecond"
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Share →: Women are able to leave the country unexpectedly at any time with the contents of their handbag.

Commentary:
"Watch out, world! The power of a woman's handbag knows no bounds! 💃👜✈️ Who needs a passport when you've got lipstick, keys, and unlimited potential in there, right?"

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I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

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My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

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I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb.

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I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.

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Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

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I don’t care if my parents are disappointed in me, I’m not impressed by them either.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not dying, it’s just Monday.

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If you would just let me help, you’d be in an even worse position than you are now.

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Called myself to see if I’d answer, sent me to voicemail. Twice.

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The only person I ever call is my wife, and that’s just when we’re trying to find her phone.

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Trending via WeChat:

Home is where you’ve left the shopping list.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

Spotted on Messenger:

Got the zoomies at work, and now HR is chasing me around with a butterfly net.

Live now on Telegram:

Sometimes, when I need a really good night’s sleep, I call my burrito guy to come over and tuck me in.

Reported on Twitch:

The only time your man will surprise you is when you specifically tell him what you want.

Trending via Facebook:

We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

Shared recently on Slack:

Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

Just shared via Twitch:

People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

Just landed via Slack:

It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.

Live now on Twitch:

Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

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