Funny handsome quotes

• Gatekeeping how insanely handsome I am by looking like total shit all the time.

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  1 month ago

  am, appearance, confidence, gatekeeping, handsome, humor, humor about looks, i, looking, looks, self-deprecating, shit, time, vanity

• Not arguing with a man that can cook. Whatever you say, handsome.

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  1 month ago

  arguing, argument, charm, compliment, confidence, cook, cooking, flirtation, fun, handsome, humor, man, masculinity, relationship, say, whatever

• Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.

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  1 month ago

  attraction, dating, dynamics, flirt, handsome, harassment, humor, perception, relationship, social, social dynamics, ugly

• All women want is to consistently annoy one handsome man forever.

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  1 month ago

  annoy, forever, handsome, humor, man, relationship, want, woman, women

• According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

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  1 month ago

  energy, fantasy, Gollum, handsome, Hobbit, humor, irony, life, man, men, once, ring, think, young, youth, zest

• The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.

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  1 month ago

  always, best, fact, fairy, fairy tale, fiction, handsome, humor, intelligent, man, prince, proof, romance, single, tale

• Handsome, you better get to the point, my beer buzz is starting to wear off.

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  5 months ago

  beer, better, buzz, conversation, drinking, handsome, humor, point, starting, wear

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