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Funny Hobbit quotes

Funny Hobbit quotes are a delightful way to add a touch of Middle-earth charm to your day. 🏞️😂 If you’ve ever wondered what the hobbits might say if they had a sense of humor, these quotes will give you a taste of their whimsical and witty side. From Shire adventures to unexpected encounters, these quotes will have you laughing like you’re right there with Frodo and Sam. 🍂🧙‍♂️

According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

2 weeks ago / slickboy

Commentary:
Well, ladies and gentlemen, if you needed another reason to skip wearing those fancy rings, here it is! 💍 Gollum's cautionary tale reminds us that sometimes bling comes with a price – and that price might just be your youth and zest for life! 😅 Sorry ladies, no more "put a ring on it" for us, right? 💁‍♂️ #RingFreeLife

Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

2 weeks ago / slickboy

Commentary:
"Lord of the Rings: A tale of a pint-sized hero with a golden heart and his unexpected travel buddy, Frodo – the ring bearer, the forever hungry, and the undisputed champion of 'worst travel companion ever' 🌟🍔 #AdventuresOfFrodoAndHisPersonalSpaceBubble"