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Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

Never underestimate my ability to stare out a window and not speak for hours on a car ride.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

Iced coffee and crying, the most Californian afternoon.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

Sometimes being a woman is just trying to figure out if you’re hormonally sad, seasonally sad, or genuinely falling apart.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

Beer is Narcan for when you overdose on Microsoft Teams.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

Warning: not watching the news may lead to a heightened sense of joy, security, and optimism.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

People in 1999 were using the Internet as an escape from reality. People today are using reality as an escape from the Internet.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

I’m a comedian. My pronouns are ha/ha.

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Seen just now on LinkedIn:

They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

Making waves on Twitch:

I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?”

Making waves on Twitch:

Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening.

Spotted on Facebook:

The older I get, the more I hate making extra stops after work. I drive home like I’m late for the house.

Spotted on TikTok:

Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.

Spotted on Messenger:

After a quick review of my finances, everyone is going to have to be happy with a forehead kiss for Christmas.

Just landed via Facebook:

There will only be world peace if we get another Gangnam Style.

Seen just now on TikTok:

It must be hard having an erectile dysfunction.

Trending via YouTube:

Stop using ChatGPT. I can feed you misinformation too and I’m also beautiful and funny sometimes.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

People with air fryers really love to tell you what they air fry.

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66 shares on Facebook this month:

No parenting book prepares you for the stank of your kid’s soccer bag.

98 shares on Threads this month:

Changing my relationship status from “Single” to “I give up.”

63 shares on Pinterest this month:

Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.

97 shares on Discord this month:

The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.

27 shares on Facebook this month:

Some people are wise; some are otherwise.

37 shares on TikTok this month:

I just heard someone refer to Texas as “Howdy Arabia” and I still haven’t stopped laughing.

38 shares on Instagram this month:

The difference between me and Superman is that he has super vision, and I need supervision.

70 shares on Discord this month:

I see from the back of your car that you have found Jesus, but not your turn signal.

94 shares on Messenger this month:

Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.

99 shares on Snapchat this month:

The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

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Flip me over like a cassette tape, and play me again.

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People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

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The older I get, the more I understand why witches lived alone in the woods.

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Career? Never heard of her. I’m majoring in sunshine and snacks.

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Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.

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Everyone loves a little silent treatment on the weekend.

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I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.

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Liking a song isn’t enough, I need to be able to call the artist and tell them they did a great job.

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Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

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If we get invaded by space aliens, I am immediately defecting to the alien side. Sorry.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

I put the dance in “Good riddance!”

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

For Christmas, I’d like to figure it all out.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

Don’t forget to make everything about you today.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

Be the spooky thing in the woods that you wish to see in the world.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

The way people who are really into each other look moments before kissing is so hot. It’s like seeing a glimpse of cannibalism.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

Your card declining when you know you have money is a very funny experience.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

Ever since I learned about the concept of networking, I knew I was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

A lot of y’all don’t understand politics because your history teacher was the football coach.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Eating rice with my hands, but not in a political way. In a lazy, fat guy way.

Trending via Facebook:

“Is everything okay?” Bro, nothing has been since I turned 12.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Mondays are for pretending. Real work begins on Tuesday.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

“You’ve changed.” Yeah, I watched a new movie.

Trending via Discord:

Born to be a hater, forced to understand your perspective.

Just shared via YouTube:

Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.

Just shared via Instagram:

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Sorry for being weird. It’s just that everything I talk about reminds me of every other thing I wanna talk about, so I try to talk about everything at the same time and explode.

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