Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

I’d be a horrible stalker… I’m always late.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

Might mess around and reply to all work emails with “make me”.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

“Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there?

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

Mr. Beast is like if they made Dubai into a person.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

It’s funny how our brains remember that we have forgotten something, but not what we have forgotten.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.