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The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

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I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

If you want to make your mother proud, make her my mother-in-law.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

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We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

Everyone is getting idioter.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

Ah yes, my abandonment issues due to all the abandonment.

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Just shared via Facebook:

I have a very particular set of useless skills.

Trending via Messenger:

I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me.

Making waves on Snapchat:

People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

Just shared via Telegram:

Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I refuse to be bound by the social construct called “the calendar.” Merry Christmas, everyone.

Just shared via Snapchat:

January feels like a schizophrenic episode.

Just landed via Slack:

Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Maybe coffee is addicted to me?

Just landed via Snapchat:

Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.

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Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

I’m glad it’s not snowing. I can’t imagine shoveling snow in this heat.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

My mind is like someone dumped the entire junk drawer on a trampoline.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

Pilots lowkey have an aura when they walk past you in the airport.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

Crossing my fingers one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

If you find my upper lip mole sexy, wait till you see the dark spot on my MRI.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Discord:

Okay, that’s enough todaying for today.

Breaking via X:

If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

Just shared via TikTok:

Just saying “Think about it!” is enough to overwhelm many people these days.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Do you know how much trauma it took to be this funny?

Seen just now on Slack:

What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.

Trending via Facebook:

Cloud 9 is a very high place to fall from.

Just landed via Pinterest:

You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

Reported on X:

I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Wait… if you’re circling back and I’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation?

Shared recently on Pinterest:

If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the work of 3-5 people.

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