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Hear me out. What if we don’t elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good?

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Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.

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I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety.

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I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

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Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

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When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

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I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

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I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.

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My teen is asking for noise-cancelling headphones like I’m going to give him the gift of ignoring me better.

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Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

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Being silly is very important for my mental health.

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The only thing that has grown faster than rents in recent years is the overtime we have to work to pay them.

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I don’t drink blood to stay young. I do it mainly for the lifestyle.

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The human body requires so much maintenance. Who designed this thing?

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I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal.

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The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

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“It’s the most wonderful crime of the year!” I crooned running away with the pot of Santa’s donations.

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No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

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Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

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Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim.

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Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

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Polar bears drinking Coca Cola is my favorite holiday vibe.

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Life is too short, and death is too long.

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They hooked up tubes and sensors, but the doctor still can’t figure out why my kisses are so sweet. They want to hold me overnight and “never let go.”

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Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

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You’re never alone. There’s mold.

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I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text.

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Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first.

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Some people are wise; some are otherwise.

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I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

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I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

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My sneeze is the reason people in the middle ages believed sneezing was caused by demon possession.

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The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

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I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

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The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single.

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Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

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Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

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I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.

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A beaver is an otter that has studied architecture.

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My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.

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