Funny hydrated quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If being hydrated is such a great thing, why does it feel like my bladder is pissed off?

  Commentary:
  "Hydration: the ultimate balancing act between feeling like a well-moisturized plant and having a bladder that's more demanding than a diva on a bad day 🚰😡💦 #HydrationIssues"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated.

  Commentary:
  "Hydration goals: Achieved with Carbo-loading tactics! 💧🍞 Stay fueled and watered, folks! 😄 #hydration #carbsfordays"

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