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If I’m ever in a coma, please put chapstick on my lips.

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It’s Sunday. I’ve slept in and ignored church. Somewhere the devil is sitting and clicking on “Like”.

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College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.

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I hate when I’m typing away, expecting autocorrect to have my back, and I look down and just see awjdbdmkskan.

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My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

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My company promotes diversity. We’d never hire twins.

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Not the sharpest cheddar on the charcuterie board.

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A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

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I’m really looking forward to eight hours of thinking about sleep tonight.

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Nothing is hungrier than a Roomba that sees a charger cord.

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You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.

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Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

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The only thing keeping me from world domination is a good nap.

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Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

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My favorite childhood memory is having energy.

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Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones β€” I want mine weak in the knees about me.

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Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

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My last husband’s name is Don. I just added an E to it and walked away.

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That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

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She was unique, like a millennial that could drive a stick shift.

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Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

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Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas?

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Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

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No Botox. I need to furrow my brow when people say dumb things.

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I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not β€œfun to be around”.

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Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

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Having a low quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

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My wife has a weird habit of starting conversations by saying, “Are you even listening to me?”

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Everyone’s a gangster until they have to say sorry.

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Laying in a hammock is essentially saying, β€œI hope there are no emergencies.”

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I have no idea how dishwasher tablets work. I’ve already taken five of them, and I still don’t feel like doing the dishes!

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The older I get, the more I don’t want to do things.

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Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.

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I have a bit of an inferiority complex. But it’s not a very good one.

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Just flipped my mattress, should have woken up my wife first.

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The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

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First you’re cringe, then you’re the blueprint.

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I said β€œcool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.

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You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

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Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?

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