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Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

I can’t believe the gall of this bladder.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

If you don’t know how many x-rays it takes before a person develops super powers, should you really be in a medical profession?

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

Going to the gym for my health and wellbeing? No, I just wanna look good naked.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

I like you so much, I’d actually learn your phone number.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

(While my wife opens up her Christmas present) Remember when you said we needed milk?

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

I bet before the band got popular, Barenaked Ladies concerts had a lot of pissed off attendees.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

“Age is just a number!” Yeah, the older I get, the number I feel.

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Updated

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Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Normalize mouthing the lyrics to the song in your headphones in public.

Spotted on Messenger:

My favorite animal is me when my feelings are hurt.

Shared recently on Slack:

ADHD is: being pretty good at basically anything you want to be, and absolutely terrible at anything you need to do to live.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Luckily, I realized that all this love I want to pour into someone else was actually meant for me.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Defeating imposter syndrome by actually being incompetent.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

That moment when you have to restart a song because the conversations in your head got too loud and you missed half the song.

Spotted on TikTok:

No, I can’t tonight. I already have plans to look at my phone somewhere else.

Going viral on X:

Being single is better than asking a man to act like a man.

Going viral on Telegram:

Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

Just landed via TikTok:

I’m going crazy, y’all. Coming with me?

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55 shares on WeChat this month:

I love when certain people post their dating app convos, and you get to see what a conversation between two really boring people looks like.

29 shares on Threads this month:

I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

81 shares on Instagram this month:

The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

24 shares on Slack this month:

Studies show young people are having less sex than previous generations. I knew I was ahead of my time.

72 shares on Instagram this month:

Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.

41 shares on Slack this month:

One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves.

19 shares on Snapchat this month:

Got asked to be a godparent, proving God has lowered his recruitment standards.

32 shares on Messenger this month:

My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

78 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

16 shares on TikTok this month:

Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

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22 folks are currently checking 👀

I try to find the good in every situation. Wait, no – that was a typo. Food. I try to find the food in every situation.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it.

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When a man likes you, he talks to you every day, and apparently, when you start to like him back, he is very busy and can’t talk at all. That’s how it works.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Thinking of starting a club for people who don’t like to leave their house. There are no meetings.

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Ironic that the two ơ’s in “cooperate” insist on having their own separate sounds.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

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Are you just gonna go with the flow until you spiral down the drain?

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My biggest sexual fantasy is someone throwing a million dollars on my naked body and then leaving me alone.

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The IRS needs special envelopes for when you’re not in trouble.

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

Another fine day ruined by waking up.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Reddit:

From now on, I’m gonna tell guests that I made my house especially messy just for their visit. It was hard, but I got it done.

Live now on Reddit:

Stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder.

Seen just now on Instagram:

My ducks are not even remotely in a row. My ducks are in places no duck has ever gone before.

Trending via WeChat:

Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

The cold water does not get warmer if you jump late.

Live now on X:

Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

Seen just now on Reddit:

But what if I don’t want someone that’s good for me?

Just shared via YouTube:

I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

Just shared via YouTube:

Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

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