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My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

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It whistles, doesn’t it? Your head when it’s windy.

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Every room is a panic room if someone farts.

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My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

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“Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

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If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the work of 3-5 people.

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The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

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Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

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Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

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Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

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Every app is a dating app if you are creepy enough.

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A big shout-out to all the beekeepers. Our unstung heroes.

Live now on Twitch:

Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

Making waves on X:

They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

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Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

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Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

Making waves on Messenger:

Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.

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I can clean the whole house if I want to, but if someone asks me to do it, suddenly I’m lazy.

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It’s not my job to tell people where they’re failing in life. It’s just a hobby.

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Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

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Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

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You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”.

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The only talent I have is spending more than I bring in.

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If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.

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Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

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The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong.

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Life on other planets be like: “I hope those lunatics don’t discover us!”

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No, don’t worry about him, babe. That’s just my soulmate.

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Please don’t interrupt me when I’m trying to overhear something.

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In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.

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Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

Breaking via TikTok:

Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. It’s a four curse meal.

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D was probably like “lmao ok” when they named the alphabet the ABCs

Spotted on Slack:

If a door closes, I’m just going to open it again.

Making waves on Telegram:

British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Taking action is my least favorite thing to take.

Live now on Facebook:

The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa.

Just shared via Threads:

Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I may not know what’s going on, but I also have no idea what’s happening.

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I won’t bore you with my problems because all of my problems are fascinating.

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