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You haven’t experienced proper anger until you have a sister.

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Welcome to middle age. β€œI carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist.

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80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”

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I just really hope The Weeknd’s real name isn’t Mnday.

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Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.

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Please do not ask a bookworm if they are going to finish the books they have before buying more. It is very offensive in our culture.

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Behind every funny man is a woman who rolls her eyes.

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Later is the best time to do anything.

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I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.

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Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while.

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On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

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They should go crazier with lab-grown meat. Invent some new animals or something. Mammoth burger.

Just landed via X:

Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

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Playing Mortal Kombat at an arcade in the 90’s would fix me.

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Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts β€œOH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

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Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

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Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

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If Halloween is over, then why am I still scared?

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To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.

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Don’t let the British accent fool you. I’m not saying anything smart.

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Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡Ύ has shared:

True romantics have made peace with the possibility of lifelong solitude.

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My account is fake, I’m actually your probation officer.

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All soups are gazpacho if you’re lazy enough.

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That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

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I think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again.

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I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to mess me up.

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If A-B-C-D didn’t take their sweet time in the alphabet song, LMNOP wouldn’t have to sprint every time.

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There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.

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How does spaghetti know that I’m wearing light-colored clothes?

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Nothing worse than realising you vented to the wrong person.

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I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.

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Death cannot harm me more than you have harmed me, my beloved life.

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Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

Trending via WeChat:

Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

Just shared via YouTube:

Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

Live now on Instagram:

Icarus loved hot wings.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

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How come it’s called β€œthrift store shopping” instead of Goodwill hunting?

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β€œDon’t let me keep you!” Translation: Please go.

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