Funny indian quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.

  Commentary:
  "Attention everyone: the red dot isn't just a fashion statement, it's also a surveillance system! 🕵️‍♀️🔴 Better watch your words around Indian girls, lest you become the star of their next reality TV show! 😂 #RedDotConfidential"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A driver that delivers Indian food is called a curryer.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that driving could be so tasty? 🚗🍛 Next time you see a curryer on the road, make way for some delicious deliveries! 😄 #CurryOnTheGo"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

  Commentary:
  Wow, sounds like the USA is really going through a rough patch! 👻 Maybe they should check if all those construction sites were on ancient Indian burial grounds after all! 💀 Let's hope they can appease those restless spirits with some good old American ingenuity and resilience! 🇺🇸✨

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