My Indian name would be “Stares at Phone All Day.”

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I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

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The gym gives you energy, but you need energy to get to the gym. Feels like a pyramid scheme, if you ask me.

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I’m broke — I got money, but it’s for responsibilities.

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They should invent a situationship that turns into something beautiful.

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Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.

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Why procrastinate now when you can always procrastinate later?

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Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.