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Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

If I were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

Dating profiles should make you share a sound bite of you sneezing.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

I think my type is a nice person.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

I have a sundress and no man to bend me over in it, sad day.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

Perhaps moths don’t seek the light, but are simply fleeing the darkness.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

The only traditional costume people around me wear is sweatpants.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

Half of my problems are because I said “sure” instead of “no.”

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

Wake me up when I’m rich!

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Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

Just landed via Slack:

Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick one person you hate, and blame them for everything.

Spotted on Threads:

Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?

Just landed via Facebook:

The date abruptly ended over a disagreement on how to pronounce Gnocchi.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Men don’t chew on toothpicks all day anymore.

Live now on TikTok:

No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

A lot of men actually do forgive cheating, as long as their homies don’t know.

Making waves on Threads:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, please put some money in its pocket.

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33 shares on TikTok this month:

My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

26 shares on Messenger this month:

Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

44 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

39 shares on TikTok this month:

Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

31 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“You’re so self-aware!” Thanks, it’s ruining my life.

28 shares on Pinterest this month:

I like to take long walks away from stupid people.

70 shares on TikTok this month:

Dating is so overrated. Let’s just get married.

67 shares on LinkedIn this month:

AI could never steal company time the way I do.

64 shares on Facebook this month:

My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.

42 shares on Snapchat this month:

Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry.

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8 folks are currently checking 👀

There’s no denying that I have an effect on men. Mostly migraines, but an effect nonetheless.

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Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.

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Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries.

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Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

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Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

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The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

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That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

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I’m pretty sure by now that we’re some kind of satire channel on some other planet.

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When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

The final act of love is not texting them happy birthday.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

Men used to send love letters in the middle of wars, and now they think reassurance is too much effort.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

Lost my job to AI (my job was to be loudly and confidently incorrect).

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Probably the most depressed I’ve ever been in my life, except for a bunch of other times.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Snapchat:

Friends with benefits but the benefits are you getting me an internship with your father’s network.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Meetings are just podcasts I didn’t choose.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word “herein” all over that thing like it’s paprika.

Breaking via Reddit:

Just shaved my whole body for Santa.

Breaking via Instagram:

Due to inflation and tariffs, my love now costs a thing.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

The guy who drills the holes so you can assemble IKEA furniture is clearly having problems at home.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

TMZ will find out you’re dead before you do.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I disagree with everyone and think relationships should be easy.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Sure sex is cool, but have you ever farted away a stomachache?

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