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How does one stop eating ice cream when there’s still some in the container?

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The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

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If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”

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Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

Good morning only to the complexity and uncertainty of everything.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.

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You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

At 20, I was unstoppable; at 30, I’m just unstartable.

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After much deliberation, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m an overthinker.

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My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy.

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I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.

Just shared via YouTube:

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Time machine? You mean a clock?

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

How many cups of coffee is OK to have every day? Is it eight? I’m pretty sure it’s eight.

Breaking via YouTube:

I love when I clean my whole apartment just to sit in it like a Victorian widow waiting for bad news.

Trending via TikTok:

Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

Making waves on Threads:

If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who?

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Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

There’s really nothing as pathetic as watching a sad little man argue with Grok in hopes of manipulating the conversation to get an answer he wants.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

Some people should have read-only access to the internet.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

This too shall pass, but what the hell?

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

Common sense isn’t a gift. It’s a punishment, because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

It’s a beautiful morning. Lots of people out walking their phones.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

Welcome to the internet, where people are confidently wrong all the time.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

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Spotted on WhatsApp:

He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

Just landed via Instagram:

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Live now on Pinterest:

Babe, wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on Indeed until I start to cry.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Wish I could step out of my body and take my own damn pictures.

Spotted on WeChat:

“I’m getting tired of everything being 100 dollars and 100 degrees.”

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.

Reported on LinkedIn:

I don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door.

Spotted on Slack:

I’ve never wrestled an angry alligator, but I have taken off a wet sports bra in the middle of summer. So, same thing.

Making waves on WeChat:

Every email sent to me should end with ‘but if your tummy is hurting, don’t worry about it.’

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.

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